2007 GRH3 Hash Schedule



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GRH3 Run # 207 The Holidazzzze "Santa Hat & Jingle Bell Hash"


Jingle All The Way

Saturday, 12/22/07 at 2pm (EST)

Hare: (Snow Angel Hare)

Start Location: East Grand Rapids Middle School

On-In Location: Logans's Alley on Michigan Street

OnOnOn Location:

Di-Erections: 1. East GR Middle School address: 2425 Lake Drive (corner of Lake Shore Drive) parking lot is on the North East corner.

Hash Cash: $5.00 for beverages and light snacks

Notes: T-shirts for sale at $10.00 and Patches for $3.00 (special price of both for $12.00)

Tail of the Trail: Hee heee hoooo hooooo hoooooo! Santa hats and candy canes, etc... where handed out at the start of the hash with bugs bunny the hash hare viewing all? The hashers told of hash trail as a sucking trail, with 50% ice, not enough shiggy (ahemmmmmm), icy cold water, maybe a hill of littleness and on and on. Found was a beverage of liquidness looks like a full bottle of coors there on trail. It was snatched and downed by the runners - good cold stuff! Jacked Doff left the trail and found a tree of great width to hide behind while taking care of his business. We are wondering if the tree survived? A hash moment.... might go back and check? Oh where was that tree of widths? Trail was laid with red cray paper and white flour also a touch of blue chalk (candy cane colors for the season). The red showed up well on the green of the trees and bushes. The weather was about 40 degrees F. which made for better running through the streets of EGR. Beautiful ornaments and such were noticed by us all. Several playgrounds were enjoyed as we totally took advantage of the newness of them. There was much more to say but?????

We headed (who said head?) over to Logans Alley for a warm circle, brews and eating of sorts. Jacked Doff: a past GM returned after 1 1/2 years and brought a virgin by the name of Just Trish. The virgin hare Just Trish did a multitude of pointing on trail and continued even though she knew the results of this offense. This was def a down down for her and she loved it. She also proceeded to wear a hat in the circle of redness. There was a circle break as Jacked Doff had to releave himself in a appropriate area behind closed doors. As we continued with the circle Virgin Trish needed food of super nachos then more like suches of chicken wings. The hash sure brings out the hunger of all especially virgins.

Next hash was decided to be a sledding and family orientated event at Richmond Park. Jacked Doff and Just Trish besides others RSVP'd they would be there with gear in hand.

On to the next hash in 2008 "Happiness for a better New Year to all and to all a good night!"


GRH3 Run # 206 Is this another hour time change? Yes, A pre-time Change Hash!!!


time - time

Saturday / November 3, 2007 at 3:00pm

Hare: (A ghostly time change Hare)

Start Location: 1121 Sweet NE - Grand Rapids (call 616-490-8435 for more specifics)

On-In Location:

OnOnOn Location:

Di-Erections: From I-96 East toward Grand Rapids take Fuller Avenue exit #79 turn left/North onto Fuller - pass Leonard Street (light), third street on the left/West side is Sweet Street. Look for a place to park near Sweet and Herrick. Look for the GRH3 Hashers - you know who we are..

Hash Cash: $5.00 for beverages and light snacks

Notes: T-shirts for sale at $10.00 and Patches for $3.00 (special price of both for $12.00)

Tail of the Trail:


GRH3 Run # 205 Pulaski Weekend Hash


Wear your Red Attire

Sunday, October 7, at 3:00pm

Hare: A Polish Hare

Start Location: Logans Alley parking lot

On-In Location:

OnOnOn Location: Diamond Street Hall

Di-Erections: Logan's Alley - 916 Michigan Street N.E.(between College and Fuller) - Grand Rapids

Hash Cash: $5.00 for beverages and light snacks

  1. T-shirts for sale at $10.00 and Patches for $3.00 (Deal: both for $12.00)
  2. Road Trip Note: Bay City Halloween Hash to be held on 10/20/07. If interested in carpooling contact Hot Lips or to sign up please e-mail Betty Cocker at Jenad127@aol.com!!


  3. Tail of the Trail: Ahhhh the trail was great with those of us who came to wear red, drink beverages and eat polish foods of sorts. Great to see Royal Mounted Nanny who came in from Toronto way (she brought a virgin to the circle). We had a naming on this great and glorious day for Just Brad. He is forever in the hashing world of GR or where ever he travels be known as Birch Slap(Bitch Slap?). If this is not correct please advise. The thought is for the next hash that Ponygirl will be haring - is this true? Ponygirl where are you? Next hash is scheduled for 10/28, Sunday - YES!!!!!! Safe drive home to Kzoo Gifelderup...


    GRH3 Run # 204 Hashing in Kalamazoo




    Sunday / September 16th at 4:30pm

    Hare: Gefelterup and Cocoa Puffs

    Start Location: Verburg Park in downtown Kalamazoo

    On-In Location: TBA

    OnOnOn Location: TBA

    Di-Erections: From Grand Rapids take 131 South to Kalamazoo. Take exit #41 the 131 Business exit (if you hit exit #38, you've gone to far). 131 Business will turn right and become Westnedge Avenue, turn left on Paterson Street then Verberg Park will be down on your right (if you hit Riverview Drive you've gone to far).

    We'll be in the parking lot of Verberg Park.

    Here's what di-erections look like from Grand Rapids: map link

    Hash Cash: $5.00 for beverages and light snacks

    Notes:

    1. T-shirts for sale at $10.00 and Patches for $3.00 (Deal: both for $12.00)
    2. Road Trip Note: Bay City Halloween Hash to be held on 10/20/07. If interested in carpooling contact Hot Lips or to sign up please e-mail Betty Cocker at Jenad127@aol.com!!

    Tail of the Trail: Cocoa Puffs and I laid a trail that meandered over railroad tracks, into parking garages, over water fountains and generally through the best that Kalamazoo has to offer. Hot Lips and B.O.B. ran the trail with great exuberance and at times, shocking speed (keep pumping those arms, B.O.B.) A pitcher of Chicago's own Old Style was thrown back at a beer check at Harvey's. After the less-exuberant return back Verberg Park, the crew took care of down-downs in Bell's beer garden (mmmm, Expedition Stout...) Freudian Hips, formerly of Bloomingfools (original home hash of Gefelterup) called in unexpectedly during circle. She shared that she lives in a place she calls "I-Da-Ho". After circle concluded, we witnessed the triumphant return of Thar She Blows and her brother, Just Steve. Let's leave it at that. -Gefelterup



    GRH3 Run # 203 Prepare for the Heat "Water Balloon & Squirt Gun Hash #2" (I love the HEATTT!)

    Bring it all and get wet!!! Have your Arzzz's prepared for the ice


    Saturday / August 25, 2007 at 6:00pm

    Hare: A Virgin Hare or Two - Just Kevin and possibly Just Schmoo and B.O.B

    Start Location: Moran Park, Holland, MI

    On-In Location: A to B Trail ending at Just Kevin's

    OnOnOn Location:

    Di-Erections: Di-Erections: From Grand Rapids take I-96 (Ford Freeway) West toward Holland and take 16th Street/Adam Exit. Turn right/West on 16th at Pine Street turn left/South. Moran Park is on Pine between 23rd and 24th Streets... Look for hashers.... we'll be looking for you!

    Hash Cash: $5.00 for beverages and light snacks (Will order pizza's and split that cost between those who chow)

    Notes: T-shirts for sale at $10.00 and Patches for $3.00

    Tail of the Trail: Great hash set by Just Kevin and Just Schmoo .... more words please


    GRH3 Run # 202 Water Balloon & Squirt Gun Hash

    Bring it all and get wet!!! Have your Arzzz's prepared for the ice.


    Sunday/ August 5, 2007 at 5:30pm

    Hare: Thar She Blows and Virgin Brother Steve

    Start Location: Fuller Park (by the playground)

    On-In Location: Parking Lot - nice with ice

    OnOnOn Location:

    Di-Erections: Di-Erections: From I-96 East toward Grand Rapids take Fuller Avenue exit #79 turn right/South onto Fuller - pass Michigan Street (light) - just pass the Speedway(?) there is an entrance into the Fuller Park - turn left/East and park near the cumdumster. Look for hashers you know what we look like.

    Hash Cash: $5.00 for beverages and light snacks

    Notes: T-shirts for sale at $10.00 and Patches for $3.00

    Tail of the Trail: Get this we had 5 virgins at this hash which doubled the hash size for today (Just Kevin B, Steve, Tim, Josh, and Robin). Welcome to the hash you wankers! Also welcome to a transplant by the name of Gefelterup from Bloomington, Indian and now living in Kalamazoo. Welcome back to Thar She Blows who has been attending school in Kalamazoo, and Just Brad we don't know where he has been. Of course we have the pleasure of seeing 2 Lips to Sing By from Muskegon and then me Hot Lips from here?

    Great hash, what a fantastic incredible live hare trail set by Thar She Blows and Just Steve (her virgin brother). Besides the trails, sidewalks, roads and shiggy (yes).... we had found beer on trail (get this right - on the road by a big tree) and then let alone another which was located at Logans Alley. We arrived at Logans right at 7pm and received the 4.75 price for a pitcher of PBR. Yes, we love you our hash bar! Get this we scarfed on free nachos and pizza while enjoying the deck outside. Thank you to who ever left the nachos for us sure was tasty.

    We all left and headed back for the on-in located by the cum-dumster. Every single brew was swallowed and foods where indulged. I hope that all you virgins return and do please set the next trail in Holland. On out for now and off to Traverse City for the new Michigan Hash. HL

    GRH3 Run # 201 It's a Mobster Hash (Post Anniversary of Bugsy Seigel)

    The 20th is the Anniversary of the death of Bugsy Seigel


    Sunday, June 24 at 5:00pm Hash Time-ish

    Hare: 2Lips to Sing by

    Start Location: The Hideout (the old Hare of the Frog Brewery, next to Hubba Tubba)

    On-In Location: TBA

    OnOnOn Location:

    Di-Erections: From Muskegon take I-96 East toward Grand Rapids take the Plainfield exit on the right side turn left onto Plainfield Avenue (light) turn right onto Lamberton Lake Drive NE turn right onto Plaza Drive NE staying on this to the end at The Hideout Brewing Company (3113 Plaza Drive NE, Grand Rapids)

    Hash Cash: $5.00 for beverages and light snacks

    Notes:

    Tail of the Trail: Nice trail of tails with lots of wilderness, shiggy, paved roads. Wow, nice hot summer day for a hash. Several virgins showed and there was rejoicing. The on-in was concluded at Logans Alley on Michigan with $4.75 pitchers of brew and of course our favorite... free pizza. The deck outside was our favorite ahhh yes nice to be outside. On out till the next hash. Don't forget Chicago's 1500th is coming up on July 21, 2007.


    GRH3 Run # 200 "Welcome to my new House - Restricted Access"


    You are restricted to my humble abode - ahhh yessss!!!

    Take Note the date has been changed to Wednesday, June 6 at 6pmish hash time

    Hare: Restricted Access

    Start Location: Schmohz Brewery parking lot

    On-In Location: Across from Schmohz (Patterson between 28th and Burton Streets) Address to be disclosed...

    OnOnOn Location: Parking lot of Schmohz

    Di-Erections:

    Hash Cash: $5.00 for beverages (peanuts and popcorn are free). If you don't wish to drink a brew there is rootbeer available.

    Notes:

    Tail of the Trail: Nice very nice trail set by Restricted Access - man we love you!!! Beer Near was located at the home of Restricted Access. So close to Schmohz just walking distance - not even running distance, that close. Possibly a new hash dog by the name of Calvin was found at the home of RA. He needs to come out soon and run with the hash. Trail kept us a little confused with many false trails, lots of pavement, walkways, not much shiggy (yay!) and scares of muck and goo.

    Hash Circle was small and sweet with good and plentiful brew to go around. The virgins: Just Steve (theprince) and Whitie totally had a good time with PR's of speed and too much brew (for their first hash), Restricted Access enjoyed his brews for haring and becoming a new home owner, Hot Lips was given a couple down-downs herself for short cutting and giving blood the same day as a hash. There was much rejoicing and talk of an upcoming hash on 6/20 by the virgins. This will be discussed. Hey we need more hashers!!! See you in a couple weeks.


    GRH3 Run # 199 "April Showers bring May Flowers - let's go hashing!"


    let the sunshine in and keep us warm

    Sunday / April 22, 2007 at 3:30pm

    Hare: TBD

    Start Location: Logans Alley

    On-In Location: Logans Alley for ($4.75 pitchers of PBR and free pizza)

    OnOnOn Location:

    Di-Erections: Logan's Alley - 916 Michigan Street N.E.(between College and Fuller) - Grand Rapids

    Hash Cash: $5.00 for beverages

    Notes: Come on out it is time to hash in warm weather - youzaaaaa!

    Tail of the Trail: Welcome all you hashers-Youza! Gorgeousous day for a hashing event. Welcome to all you new comers to the hash today: Just Brad and TherSheBlows. Also, welcome back to Restricted Access and congratulations on getting out of the military! Good to see all those extra car hashers that showed just for the brew and pizza. Thank you - Thank you and Thank you!!! On-On to the future of hashing...