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GRH3 Run # 263 GRH3 presents a THIRSTY THURSDAY HASH




Thursday/July 11th at 6:30pm

Hare:

Start Location: The Meanwhile, Wealthy St. SE (Wealthy/Diamond area)

On-In Location: Parking lot behind the building

OnOnOn Location: Beer Garden

Hash Di-Erections: TBD

Hash Cash: $5.00 Hash Cash for hashers'

Notes:

1. Half off Michigan pints of beer on Thursdays 2. Any questions / comments contact Hotlips 616-490-8435 (hotlipsoct09@gmail.com) 3. Confirmed 3 from Grand Haven coming in for the hash

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On-On-On: TBD

GRH3 Run # 262 GRH3 THIRSTY THURSDAY HASH




Thursday/May 23rd at 6:00pm

Hare:

Start Location: The Meanwhile, Wealthy St. SE (Wealthy/Diamond area)

On-In Location: Parking lot behind the building

OnOnOn Location: TBD

Hash Di-Erections: TBD

Hash Cash: $5.00 Hash Cash for hashers'

Notes:

1. Just Kristy has a birthday on Friday 2. On On till the Trail:

.......

On-On-On: TBD

Notes of the Hash Trail:

Hashers: Cockdumpster, Just Kristy, Hot Lips Virgins: Just Ben (our Canadian hasher), Just Jimmy (partner in crime with Cockdumpster Returner: Whiskeydick Non-runner: Just Kristy Good times...... more notes to arrive shortly

GRH3 Run # 261 POST-EASTER HASH (Spring is here)




Saturday / April 13th at 2:00pm

Hare: Hot Lips and Cock Dumpster

Start Location: Highland Park

On-In Location: Parking lot

OnOnOn Location: American Legion

Hash Di-Erections: From I96 (Gerald R Ford Freeway) going East take College Exit #78 at the stop sign turn South - at Michigan Street turn East/left and go straight. At Eastern Street turn North/left then West/left onto Frontage Street. At Highland Park look for parking near the playground. Look for other hash vehicles (on-on bumper stickers, flag, etc.).

Hash Cash: $5.00 Hash Cash for hashers'

Notes:

1. On On Tail of the Trail:

Great day for a hashing event. Trail consisted of trails, hills, city roads, a ffew back alleys and of course running through Highland Park.

BN took place at the American Legion on Michigan Street. Great company and inexpensive beverages of choice.

On-On-On: El Barrio for foods and drinks of margaritas and ahu you got it brews...... On On to the next hash......




GRH3 Run # 260 Annual Deer Hunters Hash




Sunday / November 18th at 2:00 pm

Hare: Hot LIps

Start Location: Birch Lodge "732 Michigan Street Northeast Grand Rapids, MI"

On-In Location: Parking lot

OnOnOn Location: Birch Lodge or American Legion

Hash Di-Erections: Look for hashers

Hash Cash: $5.00 Hash Cash for hashers'

Notes:

1. wear you orange and hunting geer...... On On Tail of the Trail:










GRH3 Run # 259 Wednesday Night Hash / North side Hashing




Wednesday / October 17th at 6:30pm

Hare: Yeast.In.Ate.Her

Start Location: Birch Lodge "732 Michigan Street Northeast Grand Rapids, MI"

On-In Location: Parking lot

OnOnOn Location: Birch Lodge or American Legion

Hash Di-Erections: Look for hashers

Hash Cash: $5.00 Hash Cash for hashers', free for virgin hashers

Tail of the Trail:

On a cool October night the preparations were made. The beer was cold, the snacks were fresh and a first-rate trail was laid.

But as the rain rolled in from the West, The hashers failed to coalesce.

No one would melt like a wicked witch, and not one suffered a running stitch.

Freed up from the hashing tribe the Hare then by himself imbibed,

and feeling emotionally deflated went on home and masturbated!


GRH3 Run # 258 STRIDERS EASTOWN / BREWERY VIVANT / GR HASHERS BEER RUN


BEST EVER PRE-MARATHON TAPER

Wednesday / October 10th at 6:30pm

Hare: Yeast.In.Ate.Her and Just Nick

Start Location: Brewery Vivant (925 Cherry Street SE Grand Rapids, MI 49506, 616-719-1604)

On-In Location: Parking lot

OnOnOn Location:

Hash Di-Erections: Look for you favorite running companions

Hash Cash: No cost free to runners

Run Review:

Notes: 1. Come on out to Brewery Vivant and have a few brews, than off to hunt as a group for more. There is a designated trail we run (marked with flour and chalk) along to find out where the beer is at! We have our own rituals that will make you feel great in no time! 2. bring flashlights and whistles



Tail of The Trail:





Notes: We had over 30 runners show for this "BEER RUN"! Great turnout for us all. Next BEER RUN with Striders will be in January 2013, from Founders Brewery, Grandville Avenue

Trail was set by Yeast and Just Nick from Striders Eastown. Markings where with chalk and flour as noted..... Wow, even the owners of Striders came out with their daughter (Manager of Striders Eastown).

Brewery Vivant gave us a discount of a dollar off our first beer - thank you for your hospitality to experience your atmosphere. On-On to the next hash





GRH3 Run # 257 WEST SIDE HASHING




Thursday/September 20th at 6:30 out at 7:00pm

Hare: Just Adam and Hot Lips

Start Location: John Ball Park, 1300 W. Fulton Street, Grand Rapids 49504 (middle parking lot, South side)

On-In Location: Parking lot

OnOnOn Location: Putt Putts

Hash Di-Erections: look for hashers

Hash Cash: five bucks for beer

Run Review:

Notes: 1. Come on out to John Ball Park and have a few brews, than off to hunt as a group for more. There is a designated trail we run (marked with flour and chalk) along to find out where the beer is at! We have our own rituals that will make you feel great in no time!

Tail of The Trail:



Visitors - Ho White and the 7 Dwarfes (from Anchorage)

Returners - Jackdoff (former GM) and Just Mel (Just Adam's sis), Just Kristy

Hashers - Just Erik, Sheeps and Giggles

Notes: Fantastic incredible hash set for today. Much hills, shiggy and trails amongst others unmentionable? More to cum.

Naming at this Hash: Just Erik is now known for ever more as Yeast.In.Ate.Her and Just Adam is for ever more known in the hashing world as Whiskey.Dicking.Guy

I want to thank Ho White from Anchorage for visiting us with her greatness and to the hashers they are true blue they are hashers thru and thru!







GRH3 Run # 256 Recruiting Hash


Downtown GR Pubcrawl/Run

Sunday/July 29th "Meet at 4:00 and out at 5:00pm"

Hare: Just Erik and Hot Lips

Start Location: Teazer's Bar & Grille: 819 Ottawa Ave NW, Grand Rapids, MI 49505

On-In Location: Parking lot

OnOnOn Location: TBA

Hash Di-Erections: look for hashers

Hash Cash: five bucks for beer and light snacks

Run Review:

Notes: 1. Bring ID's and extra cash for pubcrawl/run

2.

Tail of the Trail:

Visitors - Jingle Pants (Greater Lansing H3),

Hares - Just Erik and Hot Lips

Transplant: Sheep & Giggles (Georgia-

Virgins:

Returner: Just Adam







GRH3 Run # 255 The Rabbit Hash (The Easter Bunny came and went)


Easter Beer Hunt (wear your bunny outfits)

Sunday/April 22, 2012 at 1:00 pm

Hare: TBD

Start Location: Huff Park (parking lot on Aberdeen N.E.) Aberdeen is located offffff of Fuller between Knapp and 3 Mile

On-In Location: Huff Park - picknic table area?

OnOnOn Location: Birch Lodge - Michigan/Eastern

Hash Di-Erections: From I-96 East toward Grand Rapids take Fuller Avenue exit #79 turn left/North onto Fuller - pass Leonard and Knapp (lights) continue pass the cemetary and at Fuller Pharmacy turn right onto Aberdeen - Huff Park is possibly 1/2 mile on right side. Pull into the parking lot and look for hashers

Hash Cash: five bucks for beer and light snacks

Run Review:

Notes: GRH3 T-shirts for sale $12.00, Patches $2.00 and On-On Foot stickers $1.00 More info to cum.





GRH3 Run # 254 March 2012 Hashing: Post St. Patrick's Day Hash - where your Leprachaun attire!


When: March 18, hash time 2:00pm

OnOnOn Location: Logan's Alley: 916 Michigan Street NE | Grand Rapids, MI 49503-3526 (616-458-1612)
On-In Location: TBA

OnOnOn Location: TBA

Di-Erections: 1. From the East take I-96 West towards downtown GR - Exit at Fuller #79 and turn left/South - at Michigan Street (light) turn right/West - pass Diamond St (light) Logan's Alley will be on the left/South side.

Hash Cash: Still only a mere $5 "Beer and light snacks"

Notes:

1. Bring id's and extra cash



Tail of the Trail:

Visitors - many hashing Leprachauns

Hashers - Just Erik, Hot Lips

Felt like a 80F day of great Irish Hashing...... ___________________________________________________________________________ PURPLE DRESS RUN In honor of the Red Dress Run (http://www.reddressruns.org/), we are donning the color PURPLE.

Date: Saturday/February 18th, 2012 Pre-party: starts at 3 p.m. you might want a drink before hitting the streets in drag). Announcements: 3:45 p.m. Starting Time: 4:00 p.m.

Start: Virginia and Josh Beard's house, downtown Holland, 360 Pine Ave. (Pine and 15th Street) Here is the scoop:

: Grab your best PURPLE dress for this one of a kind event. We'll be having a blast and raising money for Beth Felicelli's-Chicago Hasher, brother-Mark, as he battles Pancreati...c Cancer. Men and women needed for this zany and fun event. Bring a friend and have some fun.

Get creative and get shopping. Pick up a dress at Goodwill, Dittos, or Salvation Army. Don�t delay. There will be prizes for the best dressed and other fun categories.

Donations as follows: $25/no dress $15/with a dress Entry fee includes one wine grab bag.

There will also be a drawing for a variety of prizes. Bring your cash and buy some tickets! can purchase more for $5-10. More info as we get closer.

We'll be trooping through downtown Holland wearing our lovely frocks. Light snacks, drinks and celebrating back at finish line. We are hosting a wine auction as part of the event.

This night will be Legen��dary. So save the date, get the dress, and meet us at the start.

Things of note:

Want to help with the planning of this epic event? Contact Amy-Lynn directly. Needs include providing: desserts, snacks, wines, and prizes.

Friend or family....traveling from out of town? Message Amy-Lynn about possible hospitality options in Holland.

Purple is the official color of Pancreatic Cancer�.let�s make that the star color of this event.

This is a fundraiser, so feel free to think outside the box. Bring your Co-workers, family members, drinking buddies. Who doesn�t want to wear a dress for good cause?

Can't make it but want to donate? Mail checks to: Amy-Lynn Halverson 745 Ruth Ave. Holland, MI 49423 make check out to Mark Wagner

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Theme: GREATER LANSING H3 Red Dress Run (glh3.org)

When: Feb 4/Saturday at 2:00pm

Where:. It will go down Michigan Ave in Lansing, ending on Washington at a location that will serve food. (maybe 2 miles or less).

Hare: Rabid Fur Tits (Jingle Pants)

Donation: $10.00 collecting for Habitat for Humanity

Notes: 1. pretty good turn out from non-hashers the last couple years. More info to cum. 2.Hold the date, and gather up your best red dress finery to astonish and surprise the muggles who can only hope to aspire to the hashers� level of frivolity. 3.Contact Hot Lips (GR Hasher) for travel arrangements/carpooling and if in need of crash space in Lansing with fellow hashers

GRH3 Run # 253 Hot Lips New Years Hashing


When: January 8, 2012 meet at 2:30 and trail at 3:00pm

OnOnOn Location: Logan's Alley: 916 Michigan Street NE | Grand Rapids, MI 49503-3526 (616-458-1612)
On-In Location: Logans' Alley

OnOnOn Location: Logans' Alley

Di-Erections: 1. From the East take I-96 West towards downtown GR - Exit at Fuller #79 and turn left/South - at Michigan Street (light) turn right/West - pass Diamond St (light) Logan's Alley will be on the left/South side.

Hash Cash: Still only a mere $5 "Beer and light snacks"

Notes:

1. Bring id's and extra cash

2.



Tail of the Trail:

GR Hasher from San Francisco - Just Erik

Hashers - Hot Lips

Virgins - Critters and Sunday drinkers of sorts __________________________________________________________________________

GRH3 Run # 252 Water Balloon / Squirt Gun Hash


DATE/TIME: Sunday, July 24th, 2011 at 4:00pm (1600 hrs.)

OnOnOn Location: The Location: The Elbow Room, 501 Fuller Ave Ne, Grand Rapids, MI 49503 (just off I96 on Fuller) 616-454-6666 (meeting in the parking lot)
On-In Location: parking lot

OnOnOn Location: TBA

Di-Erections:

Di-Erections: 1. From I96 take Fuller Exit #79 (just off the exit corner of Fuller and Race Street) Meeting in the parking lot

Hash Cash: Still only a mere $5 "Beer and light snacks"

Notes:

1.Bring your water balloons and squirt guns

2.Cold beverages upon request



Tail of the Trail:

Visitor - Bonesucker from Bozie, Montana

Hashers - Hot Lips and Just Kristi

Great time had by all..... Much water balloons where shared.

GRH3 Run # 251 Presenting a post-White Caps Game Hash Event with Fireworks at Dusk - caboooooooom!!!!!! Crackle Crackle




DATE/TIME: Saturday, June 4th at 2:00pm (1400 hrs.)

OnOnOn Location: Vitales Sports Lounge, 3868 W River Drive Northeast, Comstock Park, MI 49321
On-In Location: parking lot

OnOnOn Location:

Di-Erections:

Di-Erections: from US 131 take West River Drive exit #___. Meeting in the parking lot.

Hash Cash: Still only a mere $5 "Beer and light snacks"

Notes:

Tail of the Trail:



Notes:

1.Wear your sport t-shirts

2.Bring your id's....

3.Prepare for White Caps Game at 7:00pm with fireworks at dusk





Hare - NAGN

Returners - Just Casey (meathead), Just Robyn, The Flash,

Visitor - Mandrill (from Texas) and Just Sondra

Virgins - Just Sondra, Just Conrad, Just Rob, Just Kaitlin, and Just Jen

Hashers - Hot Lips, Cockdumpster

Great time had by all - great crowd.... Twas a beautiful trail laid by NAGN with much railroad tracks, shiggy, mosqitoes and beer. Hmmmm, beer? oh my? Oh and yes a great picture of The Flashes mom on a dumpster. Just a note that NAGN was having problems running/walking which was brought on by hemeroids. It was decided that Mandrill came the farthest(Texas area) and brought her virgin friend Sondra (or was it the other way around? Celebrations took place for Kaitlin and Sondra having birthdays

GRH3 Run # 250 Post Cinco de Mayo Hash




Sunday, May 8th at 2:00pm (1400 hrs.) The American Legion Hall #459, 658 Michigan NE Grand Rapids, MI Phone 616-458-3929
On-In Location: parking lot

OnOnOn Location: TBA

Di-Erections: from I96 take College Exit #___. Take College South to Michigan Street, turn left/East and look for the American Legion Hall on the right/South side. Meeting in the parking lot.

Hash Cash: Still only a mere $5 "Beer and light snacks"

Notes:

Tail of the Trail: La la la we where off singing and wearing our sombreroes. There where complaints by Just Thomas that we didn't run enough too much beer? Ok ok next time more running.... NAGN carried the don ke ote arzzzzzzes we are. Just Sondra great virgin hasher with a birthday coming up in June and will set the next hash with NAGN.

Hashers - NAGN, Hot Lips

Virgins - Just Thomas (from France) and Just Sondra



Notes:

1.Sombrero's provided..... Ole cha cha cha

2.Bring your id's.... Yes they did card us again!

3.Donkey needed? Well it was a pony made into a don ke ote

GRAND RAPIDS HASH HOUSE HARRIERS Run # 249

EASTER HASH

"dress like a hare"



Date/Time: Saturday, April 23rd at 3:00pm

Start Location: Teazers Bar & Grille: 819 Ottawa Avenue NW, Grand Rapids, MI (616-459-2481)
On-In Location: parking lot

OnOnOn Location:

Di-Erections: TBA

Hash Cash: Still only a mere $5 "Beer (Easter Egg Jello Shots) and light snacks"

Notes:

Hareraizer tail of the Trail:



Hashers - NAGN, Hot Lips

Returner - Cock Dumpster

Visitor - Just Randy from Philadelphia's Ben Franklin H3

Virgins - Just Kristy, Just Adam (brother of Just Randy), Just James (from the Detroit area)



Tail of the Trail:

All agreed that the trail was a shitty one as there wasn't enough Ex2N's (Easter Egg Nears) and BN's (McFaddens and The Big Old Building). Don't think there was really any water or shiggy? No show from the Flasher/Troy who is much missed. NAGN spoke of no male nudity as too Cold. Who is hung like a hamster bull? Trail treasurers found where such like a Rugby Player from the GR Rugby Team, broom, easter eggs with candy inside, floor mat......

Hot Lips appointed NAGN at Religious Advisor and the circle-up ceremony proceeded. First to do down-downs where the mystery hares of 3 (NAGN, CockDumpster and HL. Visitor from Ben Franklin H3 is Just Randy who is ex-military and wore disturbing foot wear "5 finger Vibram". The first virgin Just Adam became 21 so we celebrated with him (at Teazer's, McFaddens, The BOB and The Creston VFW Hall), also he was FRB. The second virgin Just Kristy was DFL with much rejoicing. The third virgin Just James is from the Detroit area; he missed the last 3 rounds of beers (more for you kind sir).

With hunger abounding all headed (who said HEAD?) over to the Creston VFW Hall and then out to Logan's Alley. Waw what a day of great hashing! Just Randy, safe flight back to Phili and Just James safe driving back to Detroit area. The rest of us may we make it home safe as well...... On out

Grand Rapids Hash House Harriers

Run #248 Spring Hashing (St. Patty's / Easter Rabbit Days) Dress both Parts


Thoughts of some great pubs downtown GR for BN's (bring id's) !!!!! Good brews for Circle-up

Date/Time: "March 27th/Sunday at 2:00pm" A to A Hash

Start Location: Teazers Bar & Grille: 819 Ottawa Avenue NW, Grand Rapids, MI (616-459-2481)
On-In Location: Teazers back room

OnOnOn Location: TBA

Di-Erections: TBA

Hash Cash: Just a mere $5.00 for beer and light snacks <

Harerazer Notes:

Hashers - NAGN, Hot Lips

Visitors from Motown/Ann Arbor H3 - TMI & Semper Phi, Whip it Out, Dam It x 2

Virgin - Just Zack (son of TMI)

Wild Life - Quack Quackers, squirlies of different colors, maybe a hare or two and steelhead fishes

Tail of the Trail:

Great day for a many visitors to hash with us in Grand Rapids. Father Abraham took place in the parking lot with lots of crazy body parts moving every which way. Some beverages of sorts where consumed including jello shot easter eggs before we where out. Trail went all over downtown GR: across the Grand River, over by the Ford Museum, Public Museum, etc.... A beer near was located at 25 Kitchen which started a bit of socializing. On out we went by the arena and side streets and then locating another beer near (BN). This one was at the BOB, 2nd floor with $2.00 pints, shuffle board and relaxing took place in the lounge chairs.... Ahhhhh yes.......

NAGN joined us at the BOB and drove Dam It x 2 back to the on-in - Wankers. The rest of us ran back carefully and commenced down-downs inside Teazer's. Good brews where available with hashing songs of many. By 7:00pm the out of towners left for their drive South. Thanking all of you for visiting ONON to the next hash.

GRH3 Run # 247 GRH3 Invasion of Teazer's 9th Anal Pubcrawl "February 5th/Saturday" 3:00 Registration ($5.00) and 4:00 out




Date/Time: Saturday, February 5th, 2011 "Registration at 3:00 out at 4:00pm (1st group out at 4:00/2nd group out at 4:30pm)"

Start Location: Teazer's Bar and Grille: 819 Ottawa Avenue NW, Grand Rapids, MI (616-459-2481)
On-In Location: J.D. Reardons, Rocky's and back to Teazer's

OnOnOn Location: Teazer's Bar and Grille

Di-Erections:

Hash Cash: Registration is $5.00 donation to the Veteran's home on Monroe" (door prizes and food and drink specials)

Notes:

Harerazer Notes: Tail of the Trail: What a great time for the pubcrawl invasion with much socializing and drinks of plenty..... Only bad thing was no real food / beer specials available. Yes, we did survive? Oh yes we did...... On On to the next event




GRH3 Run # 246 Annual Deer Hunters Hash




Date/Time: Sunday, November 28th at 2:00pm Location/Location: American Legion Hall, 3811 West River Dr Ne, Comstock Park, MI 49321 (corner of West River Drive and 4 Mile Rd NW)
On-In Location: TBA

OnOnOn Location: American Legion Hall

Di-Erections: TBA

Harerazer Notes:

Hashers - Hot Lips

Returner - NAGN

Visitors - Jingle Pants and Ass Ripper - Greater Lansing Hashers

Wild Life - Quackers, birds of sorts, squirlies of different colors, maybe a hare or two?

Tail of the Trail:

The story be told that there was too much green creme demint spillage oh my. As we ran on the many railroad tracks why wheren't there any chooooo choooooo trains - dang it? We looked high and low for trail treasures but found none - why why? There was much public drinking yayyyyyy! Of course no po po's. Life can be good but then there is greatness!


GRH3 Run # 245 Halloweenie Hash


Costumes of your choice what be it: pirates, witches, goblins, ghosts, fairies oh my

Date/Time: Sunday, October 31st at 3:00pm The Location: The Elbow Room, 501 Fuller Ave Ne, Grand Rapids, MI 49503 (just off I96 on Fuller) 616-454-6666 (meeting in the parking lot)
On-In Location: TBA

OnOnOn Location: Elbow Room for free tube steaks and cheap pitchers of beer

Di-Erections: 1. From I96 take Fuller Exit #79 (just off the exit corner of Fuller and Race Street) Meeting in the parking lot

Hash Cash: Still only a mere $5 "Beer and light snacks"

Notes:

Harerazer Notes:

Hare(s) - NFN Shelley and Hot Lips

Visitors from Lansing - Please my Rear End, Dung on the Tongue, Lick my Krakin and Jingle Pants

Virgins - NFN Shelley and Mary

As the story goes it is said that the trail was to fkkkin long, not enough trail treasures and beer nears. Hmmmm there was alot of laughing going on during the whole event. Many honks where given to all of us in costume. Let me think of the costumes: NFN Shelly was a pumpkin, Lick my Krakin was a sock monkey, Dung on the Tongue a burning piece of poop(?), Please my Rear End ?, NFN Mary a ?, Jingle Pants was aaaaaaa hasher with a kilt and me Hot Lips a pink bunny rabit.

So cool that the American Legion on Michigan Street purchased us two - yes two pictures of beer! Yayyyyyyyy all was so goooood! Thank all of you Greater Lansing Hashers that took part.


GRH3 Run # 244 Grand Rapids H3 - Bike Bash


Great evening for some brews and biking

Monday, August 16th at 6:00pm Founders Brewing Co., 235 Grandville Ave SW � Grand Rapids (616) 776-1195
On-In Location: parking lot

OnOnOn Location: Founders deck outside drinking $2.25 pints of great beer

Di-Erections:

Hash Cash: Still only a mere $5 "Beer and light snacks"

Notes:

Tail of the Trail:

Hare(s) - Running Hares

Hashers - Hot Lips

Visitor - Grabbag (Leighigh Valley, PA)

Fantastic incredible great bike ride..... Love to see visitors coming in to Grand Rapids. Great tour of Millenium Park, John Ball Park with Jazz in the Park and more.

GRH3 Run # 243 GRH3 - Bike Bash


Hashing on Bikes

Monday, August 2nd at 6:00pm Founders Brewing Co., 235 Grandville Ave SW � Grand Rapids (616) 776-1195
On-In Location: Parking lot

OnOnOn Location: Founders deck outside drinking $2.00 pints of great beer

Di-Erections: 1.From NE Grand Rapids: I-196 W toward HOLLAND - Merge onto US-131 S via EXIT 77B on the LEFT toward KALAMAZOO - Take the MARKET AVE exit, EXIT 85A - Turn SLIGHT LEFT onto CHERRY ST SW - Turn right onto GRANDVILLE AVE SW - look for a place to park (Area corner of Cherry and Grandville). Look for hashers on bikes! 2.Call Hot Lips for more info at 616-490-8435

Hash Cash: Still only a mere $5 "Beer and light snacks"

Notes:

Tail of the Trail:



Hashers - Hot Lips

Visitor - SLAP from Okinawa (GM of the Okinawa Bikers Bash)

Total - Various wild animals and ?

Tail of the Trail: Fantastic incredible great bike ride.....

GRH3 Run # 242 Impromptu-RED DRESS RUN


Wear your red attire

Sunday, August 1st at 2:00pm Reed's Lake boat launch area - near Rosies
On-In Location: Parking lot

OnOnOn Location: Elbow Room on Fuller by 196

Di-Erections: 1.TBA 2.Call Hot Lips for more info at 616-490-8435

Hash Cash: A mere $10 "Beverages and light snacks"

Notes:

Tail of the Trail:

Hare(s) - Ice Chest and Hot Lips

Hashers - Flaming Beaver and NFN Tom

Visitors - Horny Viking (Hong Kong Hasher), Uncle John (Toledo Mud Hen Hasher)

Virgins - NFN's Ron, Harry, Julie, Sean, and Kyla

Total - Eleven

Tail of the Trail: Fantastic Inpromptu Red Dress Hash Run..... More details to come..... What a riot!!! running down the streets of East Grand Rapids to Eastown stopping for several beer checks including a boonsfarm check.

GRH3 Run # 241 Bike Bash


Hashing on Bikes

Monday, July 26th at 6:15pm Founders Brewing Co., 235 Grandville Ave SW � Grand Rapids (616) 776-1195
On-In Location: Parking lot

OnOnOn Location: Founders deck outside drinking $2.00 pints of great beer

Di-Erections: 1.From NE Grand Rapids: I-196 W toward HOLLAND - Merge onto US-131 S via EXIT 77B on the LEFT toward KALAMAZOO - Take the MARKET AVE exit, EXIT 85A - Turn SLIGHT LEFT onto CHERRY ST SW - Turn right onto GRANDVILLE AVE SW - look for a place to park (Area corner of Cherry and Grandville). Look for hashers on bikes! 2.Call Hot Lips for more info at 616-490-8435

Hash Cash: Still only a mere $5 "Beer and light snacks"

Notes:

Tail of the Trail:



Hashers - Just Tom, Just Mary and Hot Lips

Virgins - Hares hopping down the Kent Trails

Total - Various

Tail of the Trail:


GRH3 Run # 240 Water Balloon / Squirt Gun Hash


Bring your balloons and squirt guns

Sunday, July 18th at 3:00pm The Elbow Room, 501 Fuller Ave Ne, Grand Rapids, MI 49503 (just off I96 on Fuller) 616-454-6666 (meeting in the parking lot)
On-In Location: TBA

OnOnOn Location: Elbow Room (free tube steaks and fixings, and cheap beer)

Di-Erections: 1. From I96 take Fuller Exit #79 (just off the exit corner of Fuller and Race Street) Meeting in the parking lot

Hash Cash: Still only a mere $5 "Beer and light snacks"

Notes:

Tail of the Trail: The hash started off with Father Abraham - what a riot!!! We all laughed and then had a water balloon fight with rain coming down... A warm summer rain and no it didn't make us want to go peeeeee or did it? Marks where well preserved on buildings, trees, poles or whatever... Great job Just Jordan on the markings!

Beer was located at the American Legion, Birch Lodge with free taco/nacho bar and through Logan's Alley (in the front door and out the back) and back to the Elbow Room.

Circle convened in the parking lot with a bag of ice placed on a chair for down-downs. As Just Jordan was the hare he had the privlidge of enjoying the ice first and what a hot ass.... I'm melting, I'm melting.... No Name Jon after sitting on the ice said that if if ice make you sting see a doctor? May be a naming there: sensitive cheeks?

Ice Chest and No Name Jon sat back to back on the ice for being transplants to Grand Rapids. Just Mary was named yes she was.... Pre-cum Dumster because she is a recipient of Just Tom who was a no-show today. Also, she received the hash shit award - just because. Well, I do have to say I had to sit on the ice as well just because all the hashers present told me too and I was DFL - what is with that. We did meet a potential new hasher while in the parking lot. Hopefully Just Eric will come out and join us at the next Bike Bash. On Out - HL

Hare(s) - Just Jordan

Hashers - Just Mary and Hot Lips

Transplants - Ice Chest (Guam) and No Name Jon (Phnompenh, Cambodia)

Total - Five




GRH3 Run # 239 Bike Bash - Second of the Summer


A hash but on bikes ($2.00 pints of brew on Mondays after 7pm)

Monday, July 5th at 6:00pm Founders Brewing Co., 235 Grandville Ave SW � Grand Rapids 616-776-1195 (meeting in the parking lot)
On-In Location: TBA

OnOnOn Location: Founders Brewery Deck

Di-Erections: 1.From NE Grand Rapids: I-196 W toward HOLLAND - Merge onto US-131 S via EXIT 77B on the LEFT toward KALAMAZOO - Take the MARKET AVE exit, EXIT 85A - Turn SLIGHT LEFT onto CHERRY ST SW - Turn right onto GRANDVILLE AVE SW - look for a place to park (Area corner of Cherry and Grandville).

Hash Cash: Still only a mere $5 "Beer and light snacks"

Notes:

Tail of the Trail:

Hashers - Hot Lips

Virgins - Just Mary and Tom




GRH3 Run # 238 Super Soaker/Wet T-Shirt Hash


Bring your super soakers

Sunday, June 27th at 2:00pm hash time Logan's Alley - 916 Michigan Street NE, Grand Rapids, MI 49503 (616-458-1612)
On-In Location: parking lot

OnOnOn Location: TBD

Di-Erections: 1.If taking US-131 North � exit onto Leonard Street (right/East) - turn right onto Leonard (passing Monroe Street, Lafayette...)turn right at College Avenue NE � take the 1st left onto Michigan Street NE � Logan�s Alley is on the right/South side � turn into the parking lot and look for hashers

2. From the Lansing area take I-196 West (signs for downtown Grand Rapids / I-196/Holland/ GR Ford Freeway) � take exit 79 for Fuller Avenue � turn left at Fuller Avenue NE � take the 3rd right onto Michigan Street NE - Logan�s Alley is on the left/South side � turn into the parking 3.Call Hot Lips for more info at 616-490-8435

Hash Cash: Still only a mere $5 "Beer and light snacks"

Notes:

Tail of the Trail: I took Just Gwen out to set her first trail which we did with flour and chalk. Great trail to say the least. Back at Logan's after setting the dead trail we arrived to find all the hashers inside drinking their beverages. Yikes, started pouring like unbelievably there goes our markings for the trail. No prob though as we waited for the rain to stop which it did. We where ready for the wet t-shirt / super soaker part of the hash. We loaded u and decided to head out with Just Gwen leading the way.

We found water out and about and filled out soakers with what we could. So fun running and jumping into the puddles. We loved it!!!! First beer check was located (somewhat) at the American Legion on Michigan Avenue. Good price of under $3.00 for pitchers (I think?). Second was located out in the shiggy area of the railroad tracks nice and very nice. On and on, well actually we where hungry and headed back to Birch Lodge for the freee taco/nacho bar. We scarfed yes and Just Jordan confessed about eating 7+ taco's. With fullness of stomaches from everything; we found the third BN of Boonesfarm. At this point Just Jon had arrived to join us and we headed out again to the On-In.

Meathead showed up for a moment then went back inside Logan's to finish his beverages. Just Rich was named Tokkken during the circle - sweeeeet! Down-downs took place very quickly as a bar employee came outside and said no drinking outside - against the rules. Dang it another short circle. The thought is the next hash will be hared by Just Jordan and Gwen on July 18th. Also, a bike bash is scheduled on July 5th at Founders.

On out till more adventures rule us. HL


Hare(s) - Just Gwen

Hashers - Just Jordan, The Flash, Cock Dumpster, Hot Lips

Virgins - Just Carolyna, Just Ryan

Returners - Tokkken

NonRunners - Just Jon and Meat Head

Total - Ten




GRH3 Run # 237 Bike Bash - First of the Season


Just like a hash but on bikes

Monday, June 14th at 6:30pm Founders Brewing Co., 235 Grandville Ave SW � Grand Rapids 616-776-1195 (meeting in the parking lot)
On-In Location: TBA

OnOnOn Location: Founders Brewery Deck

Di-Erections: 1.From NE Grand Rapids: I-196 W toward HOLLAND - Merge onto US-131 S via EXIT 77B on the LEFT toward KALAMAZOO - Take the MARKET AVE exit, EXIT 85A - Turn SLIGHT LEFT onto CHERRY ST SW - Turn right onto GRANDVILLE AVE SW - look for a place to park (Area corner of Cherry and Grandville).

Hash Cash: Still only a mere $5 "Beer and light snacks"

Notes:

Tail of the Trail: Great evening for a bash. Wow, at the last moment as we where about to bike out Rhotan(Chicago 2nd City) shows with his bicycle. A few beverages where indulged while chalk talk and introductions happened. On out we went Monroe to Fulton Bridge and across to the West side of GR. We continued thru side streets/residential and found our way to John Ball Park Zoo where Jazz Music was being played. Perfect place for a BN and socializing. Out again we headed (who said head?) out on Kent Trails for unknown areas (no marks).

The bash could have been 10 miles? At the on-in we locked up our bikes and proceeded into Founders for $2.00 pints of brew and to circle up out on the deck. So great not to have cigarette smoke around us. (Note: As of May 1st there is a ban on smoking in Michigan.)

Hare(s) - Hot Lips

Transplant - Just Gwen "from Amsterdam"

Virgins - Just Jordan

Visitor - Baby Grand Peanist "from the Greater Lansing Hash, Rhotan the Man "from Chicago's Second City Hash"

None Bashers - Just Mike and Birchslap

Total - Seven




GRH3 Run # 236 Cinco de Mayo Hash / Celebration of Just Chris turning 30


Wear your sombrero's

Wednesday, Cinco de Mayo at 7:00pm Founders Brewing Co., 235 Grandville Ave SW � Grand Rapids (616) 776-1195
On-In Location: Parking lot

OnOnOn Location: VFW Hall parking lot on Monroe

Di-Erections: 1.From NE Grand Rapids: I-196 W toward HOLLAND - Merge onto US-131 S via EXIT 77B on the LEFT toward KALAMAZOO - Take the MARKET AVE exit, EXIT 85A - Turn SLIGHT LEFT onto CHERRY ST SW - Turn right onto GRANDVILLE AVE SW - look for a place to park (Area corner of Cherry and Grandville). Look for hashers and the large spring rabbit. 2.Call Hot Lips for more info at 616-490-8435

Hash Cash: Still only a mere $5 "Beer and light snacks"

Notes:

Tail of the Trail:

Hare(s) - Just Chris and The Flash

Hashers - Cock Dumpster, Just Kristy, Hot Lips

Virgins - Just Ruth, Just Brad, Just Mike, Just Lacey

Total - nine

Tail of the Trail: We are definitly at this time a drinking club with a running problem. Sombrero's where handed out to the group with a cerbeza of choise: PBR or the Beast(Old Milwaukee). :


GRH3 Run # 235 Post-St Patty's Day Hash


Wear your Green-Attire

Sunday, March 28th at 2pm Quinn & Tuite's - 1535 Plainfield NE (near Leonard and Plainfield area) 616-363-8380
On-In Location: TBA

OnOnOn Location: TBA(Cheaper brews and food items)

Di-Erections: 1.From the North take 131S to Exit 87/Leonard St - go straight onto Turner Avenue NW - turn left onto Leonard NW -then left onto Plainfield Avenue NW - Quinn & Tuite's is on the left 2.Call Hot Lips for more info at 616-490-8435

Hash Cash: Still only a mere $5 "Beer and light snacks"

Notes:

Tail of the Trail:

Hare(s) - Just Kristi and Hot Lips

Hashers - Cock Dumster, The Flash, Just Robyn and Chris

Virgins - Just Rick, Jason-bubblegum, Meathead

Visitor - Just Phil from Houston H3

Returner - Just Autumn

Total - 12

Tail of the Trail

GRH3 Run # 234 Recruiting Pubcrawl Hash "wear your t-shirts and gear for recruiting" (Farewell for NAGN who is being deployed for almost 5 months - we will miss you!)


More Members the Greater the times

Sunday, February 28th at 2pm Elbow Room, 501 Fuller Ave Ne, Grand Rapids, MI 49503 (just off I96 on Fuller) 616-454-6666
On-In Location: parking lot

OnOnOn Location: Elbow Room with $6.00 pitchers of beer and free chili dogs ruffff-ruffff

Di-Erections: 1.from I96 take Fuller Exit #79 (just off the exit corner of Fuller and Race Street) Meeting in the parking lot 2.More directions to be added (Call Hot Lips for more info at 616-490-8435)

Hash Cash: Still only a mere $5 "Beer and light snacks"

Notes:

Tail of the Trail:

Hare(s) - NAGN and The Flash

Hashers - Cock Dumster and Hot Lips

Virgins - Just Jon and Kristi



Tail of the Trail:

Ahhh yes just to let you know we did have another naming "Just Troy". He will be forever known in the hashing world as "The Flash"! He is another naked hasher at the heart of the trail. Fantastic recruiting pubcrawl and farewell hash for NAGN! Farewell and aduuu our friend who is being deployed.

The crawl consisted of these venues: Elbow Room, Diamond Hall-parking lot, Bob's Tavern, Farah's, then Bob's Tavern again, American Legion-nakedness in the parking lot, Birch Lodge-free taco bar, Logan's Alley, and back to the Elbow Room-free hot dog/chili bar. All considered this a shitty trail (good stuff) as we where almost too intoxicated too finish the pubcrawl at the Elbow Room. Get this, there was a speed workout taking place across the street. I briefly remember NAGN, Cock Dumpster and possibly Just Jon participating.

The hashers from Creston VFW came up with a new hash song called: Sex and Beer-words to be added soon as I have them. Love new songs..... As a last resort we did have the circle in the parking lot at the ER. Oh my-on and on it went with continuous down-downs and sitting on fresh snow. Removed and added freshly by The Flash! I had to escape right after Swing Low as the police where on their way...... Luckily all was cleaned up before arrival and quietness took place as the rest departed for other adventures.

GRH3 Run # 233 Hashing with your favorite Animal


It's a Winter Pub Crawl-crawling from one bar to another "Ruff, Oink, Afflack, Oink, Scqueel, Where's Christopher Robin"

Sunday, January 24th at 2:00 Elbow Room, 501 Fuller Ave Ne, Grand Rapids, MI 49503 (just off I96 on Fuller)616-454-6666
On-In Location: parking lot

OnOnOn Location: Elbow Room with $6.00 pitchers of beer and free chili dogs ruffff-ruffff

Di-Erections: from I96 take Fuller Exit #79 (just off the exit corner of Fuller and Race Street) Meeting in the parking lot

Hash Cash: Still only a mere $5 "Beer and light snacks"

Notes:

Tail of the Trail:

Hare(s) - Some hot chick

Hashers - NAGN, Just Ben, Hot Lips

Returner - Just Alex

Virgins - Just Robyn and Kelly

Departing Hasher - SOS: leaving for home of Panama City, Florida



Tail of the Trail:

....Brews where consumed inside the Elbow Room before the start. Critters where dispursed, introductions and chalk talk. Father Abraham was very much enjoyed for the calastenicks of the moment and out we went with our critters attached to some part of our bodies..... Just let me laugh a little bit more haaaa haaaa haaaaa. Snow wasn't too deep and some ice / watch out for slipping... Yikes SOS is keeping his little poobear warm in his frontal area

A beer near was located by Diamond Street(Polish) Hall with brew carried by Hot Lips. Yaaaa hooooo and on on was heard in the distance as we made our way to Bob's Tavern, American Legion, Birch Lodge(taco bar), some new place, past Logan's Alley, and on in to the Elbow Room(free hotdogs of sorts). We where pretty well lit as we stumbled inside to our corner.

Circle was performed and Hot Lips and SOS(GM of Panama City)controlled the riotist/drunken (whoops who said that?) group. A naming was taken place as Just Ben became known forever more in the hashing world as Cock Dumster. He sure likes the dumsters around town. The hash shit (plunger) was given to Hot Lips for some reason I don't remember? I think it should have gone to someone else but who? Just Kelly loved the ice so much she continued to voluntarily sit on it. Of course Just Troy will be in deep xcvxcv for not showing up and having a contancerous hangover from the night before. Youzaaaaa on to the next hash event in February.