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GRH3 Run #
244
Grand Rapids H3 - Bike Bash
Great evening for some brews and biking
Monday, August 16th at 6:00pm
Founders Brewing Co., 235 Grandville Ave SW · Grand Rapids (616) 776-1195
On-In Location:
parking lot
OnOnOn Location:
Founders deck outside drinking $2.25 pints of great beer
Di-Erections:
Hash Cash:
Still only a mere $5 "Beer and light snacks"
Notes:
Tail of the Trail:
Hare(s) - TBA
Hashers -
GRH3 Run #
243
GRH3 - Bike Bash
Hashing on Bikes
Monday, August 2nd at 6:00pm
Founders Brewing Co., 235 Grandville Ave SW · Grand Rapids (616) 776-1195
On-In Location:
Parking lot
OnOnOn Location:
Founders deck outside drinking $2.00 pints of great beer
Di-Erections:
1.From NE Grand Rapids: I-196 W toward HOLLAND - Merge onto US-131 S via EXIT 77B on the LEFT toward KALAMAZOO - Take the MARKET AVE exit, EXIT 85A - Turn SLIGHT LEFT onto CHERRY ST SW - Turn right onto GRANDVILLE AVE SW - look for a place to park (Area corner of Cherry and Grandville). Look for hashers on bikes!
2.Call Hot Lips for more info at 616-490-8435
Hash Cash:
Still only a mere $5 "Beer and light snacks"
Notes:
Tail of the Trail:
Hashers - Hot Lips
Visitor - SLAP from Okinawa (GM of the Okinawa Bikers Bash)
Total - Various wild animals and ?
Tail of the Trail: Fantastic incredible great bike ride.....
GRH3 Run #
242
Impromptu-RED DRESS RUN
Wear your red attire
Sunday, August 1st at 2:00pm
Reed's Lake boat launch area - near Rosies
On-In Location:
Parking lot
OnOnOn Location:
Elbow Room on Fuller by 196
Di-Erections:
1.TBA
2.Call Hot Lips for more info at 616-490-8435
Hash Cash:
A mere $10 "Beverages and light snacks"
Notes:
Tail of the Trail:
Hare(s) - Ice Chest and Hot Lips
Hashers - Flaming Beaver and NFN Tom
Visitors - Horny Viking (Hong Kong Hasher), Uncle John (Toledo Mud Hen Hasher)
Virgins - NFN's Ron, Harry, Julie, Sean, and Kyla
Total - Eleven
Tail of the Trail: Fantastic Inpromptu Red Dress Hash Run..... More details to come..... What a riot!!! running down the streets of East Grand Rapids to Eastown stopping for several beer checks including a boonsfarm check.
GRH3 Run #
241
Bike Bash
Hashing on Bikes
Monday, July 26th at 6:15pm
Founders Brewing Co., 235 Grandville Ave SW · Grand Rapids (616) 776-1195
On-In Location:
Parking lot
OnOnOn Location:
Founders deck outside drinking $2.00 pints of great beer
Di-Erections:
1.From NE Grand Rapids: I-196 W toward HOLLAND - Merge onto US-131 S via EXIT 77B on the LEFT toward KALAMAZOO - Take the MARKET AVE exit, EXIT 85A - Turn SLIGHT LEFT onto CHERRY ST SW - Turn right onto GRANDVILLE AVE SW - look for a place to park (Area corner of Cherry and Grandville). Look for hashers on bikes!
2.Call Hot Lips for more info at 616-490-8435
Hash Cash:
Still only a mere $5 "Beer and light snacks"
Notes:
Tail of the Trail:
Hashers - Just Tom, Just Mary and Hot Lips
Virgins - Hares hopping down the Kent Trails
Total - Various
Tail of the Trail:
GRH3 Run #
240
Water Balloon / Squirt Gun Hash
Bring your balloons and squirt guns
Sunday, July 18th at 3:00pm
The Elbow Room, 501 Fuller Ave Ne,
Grand Rapids, MI 49503 (just off I96 on Fuller) 616-454-6666 (meeting in the parking lot)
On-In Location:
TBA
OnOnOn Location:
Elbow Room (free tube steaks and fixings, and cheap beer)
Di-Erections:
1. From I96 take Fuller Exit #79 (just off the exit corner of Fuller and Race Street) Meeting in the parking lot
Hash Cash:
Still only a mere $5 "Beer and light snacks"
Notes:
Tail of the Trail:
The hash started off with Fr Abraham - what a riot!!! We all laughed and then had a water balloon fight with rain coming down... A warm summer rain and no it didn't make us want to go peeeeee or did it? Marks where well preserved on buildings, trees, poles or whatever... Great job Just Jordan on the markings!
Beer was located at the American Legion, Birch Lodge with free taco/nacho bar and through Logan's Alley (in the front door and out the back) and back to the Elbow Room.
Circle convened in the parking lot with a bag of ice placed on a chair for down-downs. As Just Jordan was the hare he had the privlidge of enjoying the ice first and what a hot ass.... I'm melting, I'm melting.... No Name Jon after sitting on the ice said that if if ice make you sting see a doctor? May be a naming there: sensitive cheeks?
Ice Chest and No Name Jon sat back to back on the ice for being transplants to Grand Rapids. Just Mary was named yes she was.... Pre-cum Dumster because she is a recipient of Just Tom who was a no-show today. Also, she received the hash shit award - just because. Well, I do have to say I had to sit on the ice as well just because all the hashers present told me too and I was DFL - what is with that. We did meet a potential new hasher while in the parking lot. Hopefully Just Eric will come out and join us at the next Bike Bash. On Out - HL
Hare(s) - Just Jordan
Hashers - Just Mary and Hot Lips
Transplants - Ice Chest (Guam) and No Name Jon (Phnompenh, Cambodia)
Total - Five
GRH3 Run #
239
Bike Bash - Second of the Summer
A hash but on bikes ($2.00 pints of brew on Mondays after 7pm)
Monday, July 5th at 6:00pm
Founders Brewing Co., 235 Grandville Ave SW · Grand Rapids 616-776-1195 (meeting in the parking lot)
On-In Location:
TBA
OnOnOn Location:
Founders Brewery Deck
Di-Erections:
1.From NE Grand Rapids: I-196 W toward HOLLAND - Merge onto US-131 S via EXIT 77B on the LEFT toward KALAMAZOO - Take the MARKET AVE exit, EXIT 85A - Turn SLIGHT LEFT onto CHERRY ST SW - Turn right onto GRANDVILLE AVE SW - look for a place to park (Area corner of Cherry and Grandville).
Hash Cash:
Still only a mere $5 "Beer and light snacks"
Notes:
Tail of the Trail:
Hashers - Hot Lips
Virgins - Just Mary and Tom
GRH3 Run #
238
Super Soaker/Wet T-Shirt Hash
Bring your super soakers
Sunday, June 27th at 2:00pm hash time
Logan's Alley - 916 Michigan Street NE, Grand Rapids, MI 49503 (616-458-1612)
On-In Location:
parking lot
OnOnOn Location:
TBD
Di-Erections:
1.If taking US-131 North – exit onto Leonard Street (right/East) - turn right onto Leonard (passing Monroe Street, Lafayette...)turn right at College Avenue NE – take the 1st left onto Michigan Street NE – Logan’s Alley is on the right/South side – turn into the parking lot and look for hashers
2. From the Lansing area take I-196 West (signs for downtown Grand Rapids / I-196/Holland/ GR Ford Freeway) – take exit 79 for Fuller Avenue – turn left at Fuller Avenue NE – take the 3rd right onto Michigan Street NE - Logan’s Alley is on the left/South side – turn into the parking
3.Call Hot Lips for more info at 616-490-8435
Hash Cash:
Still only a mere $5 "Beer and light snacks"
Notes:
Tail of the Trail:
I took Just Gwen out to set her first trail which we did with flour and chalk. Great trail to say the least. Back at Logan's after setting the dead trail we arrived to find all the hashers inside drinking their beverages. Yikes, started pouring like unbelievably there goes our markings for the trail. No prob though as we waited for the rain to stop which it did. We where ready for the wet t-shirt / super soaker part of the hash. We loaded u and decided to head out with Just Gwen leading the way.
We found water out and about and filled out soakers with what we could. So fun running and jumping into the puddles. We loved it!!!! First beer check was located (somewhat) at the American Legion on Michigan Avenue. Good price of under $3.00 for pitchers (I think?). Second was located out in the shiggy area of the railroad tracks nice and very nice. On and on, well actually we where hungry and headed back to Birch Lodge for the freee taco/nacho bar. We scarfed yes and Just Jordan confessed about eating 7+ taco's. With fullness of stomaches from everything; we found the third BN of Boonesfarm. At this point Just Jon had arrived to join us and we headed out again to the On-In.
Meathead showed up for a moment then went back inside Logan's to finish his beverages. Just Rich was named Tokkken during the circle - sweeeeet! Down-downs took place very quickly as a bar employee came outside and said no drinking outside - against the rules. Dang it another short circle. The thought is the next hash will be hared by Just Jordan and Gwen on July 18th. Also, a bike bash is scheduled on July 5th at Founders.
On out till more adventures rule us.
HL
Hare(s) - Just Gwen
Hashers - Just Jordan, The Flash, Cock Dumpster, Hot Lips
Virgins - Just Carolyna, Just Ryan
Returners - Tokkken
NonRunners - Just Jon and Meat Head
Total - Ten
GRH3 Run #
237
Bike Bash - First of the Season
Just like a hash but on bikes
Monday, June 14th at 6:30pm
Founders Brewing Co., 235 Grandville Ave SW · Grand Rapids 616-776-1195 (meeting in the parking lot)
On-In Location:
TBA
OnOnOn Location:
Founders Brewery Deck
Di-Erections:
1.From NE Grand Rapids: I-196 W toward HOLLAND - Merge onto US-131 S via EXIT 77B on the LEFT toward KALAMAZOO - Take the MARKET AVE exit, EXIT 85A - Turn SLIGHT LEFT onto CHERRY ST SW - Turn right onto GRANDVILLE AVE SW - look for a place to park (Area corner of Cherry and Grandville).
Hash Cash:
Still only a mere $5 "Beer and light snacks"
Notes:
Tail of the Trail:
Great evening for a bash. Wow, at the last moment as we where about to bike out Rhotan(Chicago 2nd City) shows with his bicycle. A few beverages where indulged while chalk talk and introductions happened. On out we went Monroe to Fulton Bridge and across to the West side of GR. We continued thru side streets/residential and found our way to John Ball Park Zoo where Jazz Music was being played. Perfect place for a BN and socializing. Out again we headed (who said head?) out on Kent Trails for unknown areas (no marks).
The bash could have been 10 miles? At the on-in we locked up our bikes and proceeded into Founders for $2.00 pints of brew and to circle up out on the deck. So great not to have cigarette smoke around us. (Note: As of May 1st there is a ban on smoking in Michigan.)
Hare(s) - Hot Lips
Transplant - Just Gwen "from Amsterdam"
Virgins - Just Jordan
Visitor - Baby Grand Peanist "from the Greater Lansing Hash, Rhotan the Man "from Chicago's Second City Hash"
None Bashers - Just Mike and Birchslap
Total - Seven
GRH3 Run #
236
Cinco de Mayo Hash / Celebration of Just Chris turning 30
Wear your sombrero's
Wednesday, Cinco de Mayo at 7:00pm
Founders Brewing Co., 235 Grandville Ave SW · Grand Rapids (616) 776-1195
On-In Location:
Parking lot
OnOnOn Location:
VFW Hall parking lot on Monroe
Di-Erections:
1.From NE Grand Rapids: I-196 W toward HOLLAND - Merge onto US-131 S via EXIT 77B on the LEFT toward KALAMAZOO - Take the MARKET AVE exit, EXIT 85A - Turn SLIGHT LEFT onto CHERRY ST SW - Turn right onto GRANDVILLE AVE SW - look for a place to park (Area corner of Cherry and Grandville). Look for hashers and the large spring rabbit.
2.Call Hot Lips for more info at 616-490-8435
Hash Cash:
Still only a mere $5 "Beer and light snacks"
Notes:
Tail of the Trail:
Hare(s) - Just Chris and The Flash
Hashers - Cock Dumpster, Just Kristy, Hot Lips
Virgins - Just Ruth, Just Brad, Just Mike, Just Lacey
Total - nine
Tail of the Trail: We are definitly at this time a drinking club with a running problem. Sombrero's where handed out to the group with a cerbeza of choise: PBR or the Beast(Old Milwaukee).
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GRH3 Run #
235
Post-St Patty's Day Hash
Wear your Green-Attire
Sunday, March 28th at 2pm
Quinn & Tuite's - 1535 Plainfield NE (near Leonard and Plainfield area) 616-363-8380
On-In Location:
TBA
OnOnOn Location:
TBA(Cheaper brews and food items)
Di-Erections:
1.From the North take 131S to Exit 87/Leonard St - go straight onto Turner Avenue NW - turn left onto Leonard NW -then left onto Plainfield Avenue NW - Quinn & Tuite's is on the left
2.Call Hot Lips for more info at 616-490-8435
Hash Cash:
Still only a mere $5 "Beer and light snacks"
Notes:
Tail of the Trail:
Hare(s) - Just Kristi and Hot Lips
Hashers - Cock Dumster, The Flash, Just Robyn and Chris
Virgins - Just Rick, Jason-bubblegum, Meathead
Visitor - Just Phil from Houston H3
Returner - Just Autumn
Total - 12
Tail of the Trail
GRH3 Run #
234
Recruiting Pubcrawl Hash "wear your t-shirts and gear for recruiting" (Farewell for NAGN who is being deployed for almost 5 months - we will miss you!)
More Members the Greater the times
Sunday, February 28th at 2pm
Elbow Room, 501 Fuller Ave Ne,
Grand Rapids, MI 49503 (just off I96 on Fuller) 616-454-6666
On-In Location:
parking lot
OnOnOn Location:
Elbow Room with $6.00 pitchers of beer and free chili dogs ruffff-ruffff
Di-Erections:
1.from I96 take Fuller Exit #79 (just off the exit corner of Fuller and Race Street) Meeting in the parking lot
2.More directions to be added (Call Hot Lips for more info at 616-490-8435)
Hash Cash:
Still only a mere $5 "Beer and light snacks"
Notes:
Tail of the Trail:
Hare(s) - NAGN and The Flash
Hashers - Cock Dumster and Hot Lips
Virgins - Just Jon and Kristi
Tail of the Trail:
Ahhh yes just to let you know we did have another naming "Just Troy". He will be forever known in the hashing world as "The Flash"! He is another naked hasher at the heart of the trail. Fantastic recruiting pubcrawl and farewell hash for NAGN! Farewell and aduuu our friend who is being deployed.
The crawl consisted of these venues: Elbow Room, Diamond Hall-parking lot, Bob's Tavern, Farah's, then Bob's Tavern again, American Legion-nakedness in the parking lot, Birch Lodge-free taco bar, Logan's Alley, and back to the Elbow Room-free hot dog/chili bar. All considered this a shitty trail (good stuff) as we where almost too intoxicated too finish the pubcrawl at the Elbow Room. Get this, there was a speed workout taking place across the street. I briefly remember NAGN, Cock Dumpster and possibly Just Jon participating.
The hashers from Creston VFW came up with a new hash song called: Sex and Beer-words to be added soon as I have them. Love new songs..... As a last resort we did have the circle in the parking lot at the ER. Oh my-on and on it went with continuous down-downs and sitting on fresh snow. Removed and added freshly by The Flash! I had to escape right after Swing Low as the police where on their way...... Luckily all was cleaned up before arrival and quietness took place as the rest departed for other adventures.
GRH3 Run #
233
Hashing with your favorite Animal
It's a Winter Pub Crawl-crawling from one bar to another "Ruff, Oink, Afflack, Oink, Scqueel, Where's Christopher Robin"
Sunday, January 24th at 2:00
Elbow Room, 501 Fuller Ave Ne, Grand Rapids, MI 49503 (just off I96 on Fuller)616-454-6666
On-In Location:
parking lot
OnOnOn Location:
Elbow Room with $6.00 pitchers of beer and free chili dogs ruffff-ruffff
Di-Erections:
from I96 take Fuller Exit #79 (just off the exit corner of Fuller and Race Street) Meeting in the parking lot
Hash Cash:
Still only a mere $5 "Beer and light snacks"
Notes:
Tail of the Trail:
Hare(s) - Some hot chick
Hashers - NAGN, Just Ben, Hot Lips
Returner - Just Alex
Virgins - Just Robyn and Kelly
Departing Hasher - SOS: leaving for home of Panama City, Florida
Tail of the Trail:
....Brews where consumed inside the Elbow Room before the start. Critters where dispursed, introductions and chalk talk. Father Abraham was very much enjoyed for the calastenicks of the moment and out we went with our critters attached to some part of our bodies..... Just let me laugh a little bit more haaaa haaaa haaaaa. Snow wasn't too deep and some ice / watch out for slipping... Yikes SOS is keeping his little poobear warm in his frontal area
A beer near was located by Diamond Street(Polish) Hall with brew carried by Hot Lips. Yaaaa hooooo and on on was heard in the distance as we made our way to Bob's Tavern, American Legion, Birch Lodge(taco bar), some new place, past Logan's Alley, and on in to the Elbow Room(free hotdogs of sorts). We where pretty well lit as we stumbled inside to our corner.
Circle was performed and Hot Lips and SOS(GM of Panama City)controlled the riotist/drunken (whoops who said that?) group. A naming was taken place as Just Ben became known forever more in the hashing world as Cock Dumster. He sure likes the dumsters around town. The hash shit (plunger) was given to Hot Lips for some reason I don't remember? I think it should have gone to someone else but who? Just Kelly loved the ice so much she continued to voluntarily sit on it. Of course Just Troy will be in deep xcvxcv for not showing up and having a contancerous hangover from the night before. Youzaaaaa on to the next hash event in February.
GRH3 Run #
232
The Holidazzzze "Santa Hat & Jingle Bell Hash"
Dashing thru the Snow
Sunday, December 13th at 2pm
East Grand Rapids Middle School
On-In Location:
parking lot
OnOnOn Location:
TBA
Di-Erections:
East GR Middle School address: 2425 Lake Drive (corner of Lake Shore Drive) parking lot is on the North East corner.
2.More directions to be added (Call Hot Lips for more info at 616-490-8435)
Hash Cash:
Still only a mere $5 "Beer and light snacks"
Notes:
Tail of the Trail:
Hare(s) - Hot Lips
Hashers - NAGN, Just Ben
Virgins - Autumn, Chris, Troy, and Matt
Tail of the Trail:
I can't believe it.... Four virgins brought to the hash by NAGN. YAY NAGN you go!!!!! Great turn-out for the hash today in the sunshine of a winter day. more notes to come....
GRH3 Run #
231
Deer Hunters Hash "Yikes Don't Shoot?"
Wear orange or else?
Sunday, November 22 at 2:00pm
Hare:
NAGN
Start Location:
Vitales Sports Lounge (parking lot) at 3868 West River Drive, Comstock Park
On-In Location:
parking lot
OnOnOn Location:
Creston VFW Hall "Monroe NE"
Di-Erections:
1.Just off 131 "West River Drive Exit" (just click on the link above for a visual map)
Hash Cash:
Still only a mere $5 "Beer and light snacks"
Notes:
Tail of the Trail:
Hare(s) - NAGN & Just Ben
Hasher - Hot Lips
Virgin - Just Ben
Visitor - SOS "Panama City H3, Florida" - GM
Tail of the Trail:
GRH3 Run #
230
Hashing in the Cold Sunshine, Yikes!
Schnapps anyone?
Sunday, October 11 at 2:30pm
Hare:
TBD
Start Location:
Riverside Park-Northern most entrance (between 3 Mile and N. Park Street) - across from the Veteran's Hospital/Facility
On-In Location:
parking lot
OnOnOn Location:
Logans Alley (916 Michigan St NE between College and Fuller)
Di-Erections:
1.
2.TBA (Call Hot Lips for more info at 616-490-8435)
Hash Cash:
Still only a mere $5 "Beer and light snacks"
Notes:
T-shirts for sale at $10.00 and Patches for $3.00 (special price of both for $12.00). Also, On-On Foot stickers available for $1.50 each.
Tail of the Trail:
Hashers - Hot Lips
Virgins - Chad and Tim from Grand Rapids
Animals: Rabbits, Squirrels, Chipmunks, Mice, Ducks, etc.
Tail of the Trail:
GRH3 Run #
229
NATIONAL TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY HASH - ARGHHHH ME MATIE(WEEKEND)!
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html
Wear your Pirate Gear and practice your verbage Argggggggh
DATE CHANGE: Sunday/September 20 at 4:00pm
Hare:
TBA
Start Location:
Logan's Alley - 916 Michigan Street NE, Grand Rapids, MI 49503 (616-458-1612)
On-In Location: Parking Lot
Theee Deck of the Tavern
OnOnOn Location:
Di-Erections:
1. From the Kalamazoo area take the ramp on US-131 North – once in Grand Rapids take exit 86A for I-196/GR Ford Freeway toward Lansing – merge onto I-196 East – take exit 78 for College Avenue – turn right at College Avenue NE (signs for Hillside) – take the 1st left onto Michigan Street NE – Logan’s Alley is on the right/South side – turn into the parking lot and look for hashers
2. From the Lansing area take I-196 West (signs for downtown Grand Rapids / I-196/Holland/ GR Ford Freeway) – take exit 79 for Fuller Avenue – turn left at Fuller Avenue NE – take the 3rd right onto Michigan Street NE - Logan’s Alley is on the left/South side – turn into the parking lot and look for hashers
3. Call Hot Lips for more info at 616-490-8435
Hash Cash:
Still only a mere $5 "Beer and light snacks"
Notes:
T-shirts for sale at $10.00 and Patches for $3.00 (special price of both for $12.00). Also, On-On Foot stickers available for $1.50 each.
Tail of the Trail:
Hares - Captain Hare with The Goodship Lollipop
Hashers - Hot Lips
Visitors - Tay School Drop Out, Can't Always Come, Penny Ride, Horny Pork Puller, Smokin' Beehind "All from the Greater Lansing H3"
Total: 6 that is SIX or/and a ghost of a hare
Tail of the Trail: Arggggghhhh me maties welcome to the tail of the Good ship Lollipop Hashing Event. I do have to say being Captain Hot Lips does have responsibilities at times like providing a treasure chest of gold dublins, pirate wear and such. These where confiscated at a earlier time during the exscapades of capturing non-pirates treasures. Argggghhhh, it be all ours now!
As we all gathered and drank our pirate drinks we decided to do a bit of calastenics by way of Father Abraham and his many sons... A yes me maties this was the first time the Greater Lansing Hash followers had participated in such a thing. Yes, there will be more I am sure. Ok, ok, we headed out looking for loot of beer and such as we where continiously thirsty for this particular day. Hmmmmmm, on and on we ran crossing roads, going through shiggy as was to be seen, down alleys, and railroad tracks....
I'be got to tell ye that the loot at the first Beer Check was going down mighty quickly by all of us scoundrels. Ahhh it be the Elbow Room that held our fantsy for the moment. Out we went before we had to walk the plank for causing a sterr of noisyness inside the shacked place we had looted.
Shivvery me timbers was yelled as we headed back out to see/sea out into the open air/waters of the NE side of town. A hoot and a hollar where heard as we found another place to loot called the American Legion. Brews came quickly and disappeared just as such. Couldn't beet looting the place for $3.50 a pitcher of good cerbeza. As we headed out with full bellies from our loot several of us decided to dance a pirate jig and depants ourselves so that this was seen on the camera located inside. Hoots of joy and laughter where heard as we skidadled out of there as quickly as we had arrived haaaa haaa haaa!
Tis a fine day when things like this happen for a good pirate memory or two. Us all skiddladled back to the on-in at Logan's Alley for more looting of all we could handle. Here are the misdimeanors and accusations of our glorius day:
Trail - too much floor lost , not enough railroad tracks, vidio mooning at American Legion (Gay School, Penny Ride, Can't Always Come and Hot Lips), not enough GRH3 hashers and never enough Greater Lansing H3
Pirate Hare - Hot Lips confessed to this
FRB - Penny Ride on Ice and she like it
DFL - Can't Always Come and he was stuck on the ice
Whining - Smokin' Beehind
Initiator of Mooning at the American Legion - Gay School Drop Out
No Hash Attire - Horny Pork Puller
After all was said and done we departed off the good ship Lollipop and headed out. The Ice was left behind as we had all felt it on our behinds - youchhhhh arghhhhhh Shivver me timbers that was cold!
GRH3 Run #
228
Bicycle Bash Hash"
Bring your road bikes for a evening ride
Monday, July 27th 6:00pm
Hare:
TBD
Start Location:
Founders Brewery (235 Grandville Ave SW-Grand Rapids, MI 49503-4037
616-776-1195)
On-In Location:
Founders Brewery for the Monday Night Special "$2.00 pints of beer"
OnOnOn Location:
Di-Erections:
1. We are meeting downtown Grand Rapids at Founders Brewery. Taking 131 South to Market exit - cross over Monroe/Market with a slight jag this will turn into Cherry Street - turn right on Grandville Avenue and Founders Brewery is on the right side of the road. As for prelubing I will be carrying beer in my backpack for those who require the thirst of lubing on trail.
2.TBA (Call Hot Lips for more info at 616-490-8435)
Hash Cash:
Still only a mere $5 "Beer and light snacks"
Notes:
T-shirts for sale at $10.00 and Patches for $3.00 (special price of both for $12.00). Also, On-On Foot stickers available for $1.50 each.
Tail of the Trail:
Hares - British Secred Hare and Jenny the Hedge Hog "found at Millenium Park = Beer Check
Hashers - Hot Lips
Visitors - Smokin' Beehind, Horny Pork Puller, and Penny Ride "Greater Lansing H3"
Transplant - Sperm Crawler "Co-GM Colorado Inter America's Hash"
Total: Five
Tail of the Trail: I have to say this event was really cool! More details to arriver shortly in accords to the writer.
GRH3 Run #
227
Bicycle Hash "First Ever in Grand Rapids"
Riverside Park to Rockford (Midway Stop: Corner Bar-for hotdogs and/or a brew(?)) then back to Riverside Park
Monday, July 13 at 6:00pm
Hare:
TBD
Start Location:
Riverside Park-North Entrance (across from the Veterans Hospital) A to A Hash
On-In Location:
TBD
OnOnOn Location:
Di-Erections:
1. TBA (Call Hot Lips for more info at 616-490-8435)
Hash Cash:
Still only a mere $5 "Beer and light snacks"
Notes:
T-shirts for sale at $10.00 and Patches for $3.00 (special price of both for $12.00). Also, On-On Foot stickers available for $1.50 each.
Tail of the Trail:
Hare -
Co-hares - Momma, Daddy and two babies on trail
Hashers - Hot Lips, Cum Guzzling Bastard, Cumz from Behind
Returner - Just Mike
Visitors - Ho White and the 7" Dwarf, Woody "all the way from San Antonio, Texas"
Virgin - Just Joe "friend of CGB and CFB"
Total:Seven plus 4 hares
Tail of the Trail: How crazy is this? Grand Rapids having a bike bash? Sound great to me!!! A decent turnout was seen at Riverside Park as we prepared with lubing of brew. Our two visitors shared a extra bike brought thoughtfully by Cum Guzzling Bastard and Cumz from Behind. Introductions where made and we headed out with BN brews in the hash bag. Our first BN was in Belmont at the party store "burr ones there"! Continuation of the trail 10 miles later or less then a 10k found us at the Corner Bar in Rockford. Just Mike had arrived early and ordered nachos and brew. Thirsty and hungry we where. Those of us just arriving ordered foods like the specialty of the house "hot dogs" and brews. After consuming and using technology we connected with the visitors "Ho White and Woody". They wanted this really good dark beer which was placed in my water bottle. They had already made it to the BN and where heading back to the on-in biking and running.
more to cuummmmmmm
GRH3 Run #
226
Happiness is Summer Hashing
Monday, June 1st at 7:00pm
Hare:
Hotlips
Start Location:
1121 Sweet Street NE-Grand Rapids, MI 49505
On-In Location:
Backyard
OnOnOn Location:
Di-Erections:
From I-96 East toward Grand Rapids take Fuller Avenue exit #79 turn left/North onto Fuller - pass Leonard Street (light), third street on the left/West side is Sweet Street. Look for a place to park near Sweet and Herrick. Look for the GRH3 Hashers - you know who we are..
Hash Cash:
Still only a mere $5 despite Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s claims of "exhaustion". Yeah, right!!!!! "Beer and light snacks - ordering pizza for hungriness
Notes:
T-shirts for sale at $10.00 and Patches for $3.00 (special price of both for $12.00). Also, On-On Foot stickers available for $1.50 each.
Tail of the Trail:
Hare - Hot Lips
Co-hares - Kitty Litter and Shine My Knob
Hashers - Jackedoff
Transplant - Snack Wife from Pocatelo H3, Idaho
Visitor - Kitty Litter from Tampa Bay H3, Florida
Non-runner - Little Red Whining Hood
Total: Six (6)
You got it another haaaash in the Grand Rapids area. Yes, we are still up and running/hashing and socialiting! We had a dead hash set with Hot Lips, Kitty Litter and Shine My Knob and it was greatly done with much rejoicing! What can I say other then thank you for my wonderful co-hares for a shitty trail well done.
According to the tails from all that participated in this hash event there was not enough beverages of substance even though there where 2 BN's. Who is complaining here? Ahh yes it was Snack Wife - welcome to the GRH3. Jackedoff complained of new hash marks set by Kitty Litter such as: BC5 (back check 5), BVC (Be Very Careful), Titty Check (Circle with splotch of flour in the middle) - you wanker you. Jackedoff sat on the ice and complained of having his balls being turned blue and was wondering if anyone wanted to view but no one accepted the invite. Would you? Hot Lips (myself) was given many down-downs for technology on trail or in the circle as Cum Guzzline Bastard wanted to socialize on the cell phone instead of hashing. Also, wearing a hat during a religious event dang it - caught again. Snack Wife looked like Scotty Hamel (iceskater) as she slid through the shiggy water on the boardwalk - whoooopssss. Oh yes I have to say that I - Hot Lips claimed to be detail orientated with ADHD - where's my meds hashers? You know that Little Red Whining Hood of course didn't run but showed up directly from work with nice attire (high maintenance if you ask me), she wined until I gave here a bottle of vino or twoish! What a wankerrrrrrr!!!!!! Kudos had been given to Snack Wife as she did a stunt cunt(proxy) for Little Red Whining Hood. Which consisted of remaining on the frozen tundra of iciness with her bare behind. Of the many songs that were sung I and Kitty Litter believe that Donny The Retard was the most favorable (sung to Snack Wife).
We love you all of you - please come back for more abuse.
(Donny the retard with a 8lb mellon head - 5' tall said to me ''''''blahahhh blahhhhh blllaaaaahhhh - down down down dowwn")