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GRH3 Run #
198
"THE HOLIDAZZZZZZE...Annual Santa Hat Hash"
View the Christmas Lights in EGR and sing hash songs
Saturday/December 30, 2006 at 1:30pm (EST)
Hare:
TDD
Start Location:
East Grand Rapids Middle School, corner of Lake Drive and Breton
On-In Location:
Home of HL
OnOnOn Location:
Di-Erections:
From Grand Rapids take I-96 East exiting at the East Beltline. Turn South/right onto the East Beltline - pass Michigan Street, Fulton and look for Lake Drive where you will turn West/right. Take Lake Drive to Breton and turn North/right - immediately into the the East Grand Rapids Middle School parking lot. Park on the East side. Look for strangely dressed hashers.
Hash Cash:
$5.00 for beverages
Notes:
Santa Hats will be provided.
Tail of the Trail:
Beautiful 50 degree weather for a hash before New Years Eve. Shorts was a wonderful thing with much rejoicing by all. Trail was marked with flour and chalk along the sidewalks, posts, fences, etc. A beer check was had at our regular Santa Hat Play House... On in was short and sweet - thank you - thank you! On On to a Happy New Year '07.
GRH3 Run #
197
"Jingle Bell / Candy Cane Hash"
Saturday/December 23 at 12noon (EST)
Hare:
Barks Like a Dingo and HL
Start Location:
Provin Trails Park, 2900-4 Mile Road N.W. (just West of the East Beltline and Robinettes Apple Farm)
On-In Location:
TBD
OnOnOn Location:
Di-Erections:
From Grand Rapids take I-96 East exiting at the East Beltline. Turn North/left onto the East Beltline - pass Leonard, Knapp and 3 Mile. At 4 Mile do the Michigan turn around (coming back South on the EBLine) turn West/right onto 4 Mile. Pass Robinettes farm on the South/left side of the road and Provin Trail parking lot is on the South/left side. Park and look for Candy Canes, Jingle Bells and Hashers... Tis the season to be jolly!
Hash Cash:
$5.00 for beverages
Notes:
Jingle Bells and Candy Canes will be provided
Tail of the Trail:
Youza
GRH3 Run #
196
"The Deer / Turkey Hunters Hash"
Wear orange/Camoflage or be shot - Gobble Gobble!! Turkey dinner cooked and provided.
Saturday/November 25, 2006 at 4:00pm (EST)
Hare:
Salad Shooting Prison Bitch
Start Location:
Home of Two Lips to Sing by (Spring Lake)
On-In Location:
OnOnOn Location:
Di-Erections:
From Grand Rapids take I-96 West towards MUSKEGON - then exit M-104 exit on the LEFT toward SPRING LAKE/GRAND HAVEN - stay STRAIGHT to go onto CLEVELAND ST. (4.80 miles) - CLEVELAND ST becomes E SAVIDGE ST/MI-104 (2.04 miles) - turn SLIGHT RIGHT onto PINE STREET (0.19 miles) - turn LEFT onto 3RD STREET (0.40 miles) - 3RD ST becomes 174TH AVENUE (0.14 miles) - turn LEFT onto N SHORE RD/N SHORE DRIVE (0.55 miles) - turn RIGHT onto PARKWOOD DRIVE (0.36 miles) - PARKWOOD DRIVE becomes MOHAWK DRIVE/MOHAWK STREET (0.05 miles) - turn LEFT onto ALPINE COURT (0.15 miles) - turn LEFT onto SWISS DRIVE (0.12 miles) - SWISS DRIVE becomes WOODLAND RIDGE DRIVE (0.06 miles) - end at 18344 WOODLAND RIDGE DRIVE, SPRING LAKE, Estimated Time: 45 minutes? Estimated Distance: 35 miles
"18344 Woodland Ridge Drive, Spring Lake"
Hash Cash:
$5.00 for beverages
Notes:
The Prison Bitch will be preparing a turkey feast for all. Call 616-490-8435 and ask for Hot Lips, if more info is required.
Tail of the Trail:
Youza
GRH3 Run #
195
"Chili Willy Hash - What do you prefer Hot or Mild Lips?"
Chili provided at the on-in...
Sunday, November 5 at 3:00pm (EST)
Hare:
HL
Start Location:
Home of the Hare: Sweet N.E. - Grand Rapids
On-In Location:
OnOnOn Location:
Di-Erections:
Sweet is located off of Fuller N.E. between Leonard and Knapp
Hash Cash:
$5.00 for beverages
Notes:
For more info. call 616-490-8435 and ask for Hot Lips
Tail of the Trail:
All hashers arrived at the home of Hot Lips as she finished setting the trail. Trail was set well with flour and chalk. Beer was located in "shiggy" at Huff Park and was much appreciated by all. Consumation of brew for a thirsty group!!!! 2 Lips and Marathondong headed back by short cutting. The rest of the crews of hashers continued on trail over hills, dailes and boardwalks thru the Park and on and on... As all returned to the on-in where "Mile High Mafia - MEOWWWW" joined in.
MEOWWW made his appearance - Coooool!!!!!! The circled was started with a toast to "G" the master of hashing. Marathondong and 2 Lips to Sing By where given down-downs for short cutting the trail; the hare Hot Lips was told the first 1/2 of the trail was shitty and the rest uninteresting - too straight (complaining, complaining)? The FRB was Dingo "RUff, RUff"; NRF of course MEOW was nominated; 2 Lips came the furthest; wearing competitive running gear was Barks like a Dingo and Marathondong; receiving the hash shit award went to 2 Lips to Sing by.
Circle was closed then the feast proceeded with Chili and condiments, good brew and other stuffs... See you all at the next hash to be hared by Salad Shooting Prison Bitch.
GRH3 Run #
194
*Polaski Day*
Wear your red attire for Polaski Weekend!
Sunday, October 8th at 3pm (EST)
Hare:
Hare tba
Start Location:
Diamond Street Hall (Polaski Hall - downstairs)
On-In Location:
OnOnOn Location:
Logans Alley for ($4.75 pitchers of PBR and free pizza)
Di-Erections:
Diamond Street - just North of Michigan Street on the West side (before St. Isadores Catholic Church)
Hash Cash:
$5.00 for beverages and light snackaroooooz
Notes:
For more info. call 616-490-8435 and ask for Hot Lips
Tail of the Trail:
On in at Logans for brews of plenty and chow down of pizza's
GRH3 Run #
193
*Football Sunday Hash - UGGHHH!!!! Got my football too!*
Wear your favorite football jersey and gear!
Sunday, October 1st at 3pm (EST)
Hare:
Barks like a Dingo (ruff ruff)
Start Location:
Wilcox Park at the playground (West side of Aquinas College Campus)
On-In Location:
Wilcox Park
OnOnOn Location:
Logan's Alley, Michigan Street
Di-Erections:
100 Youell S.E. (Robinson Road and Wilcox Park Drive S.E.-Grand Rapids)
Hash Cash:
$5.00 for beverages and light snackaroooooz
Notes:
For more info. call 616-490-8435 and ask for HL
Tail of the Trail:
the tail of the trail is coming soon
GRH3 Run #
192
*A drinkable environment with a Running Problem - Ughhh I like Brews-quench my thirst*
Hare:
Phantom Hare
Start Location:
Fuller Park (corner of Fuller and Michigan N.E. - closest entrance to Michigan)
On-In Location:
A to A run
OnOnOn Location:
Logans on Michigan Street N.E.
Di-Erections:
From I-96 East toward Grand Rapids take Fuller Avenue exit #79 turn right/South onto Fuller - pass Michigan Street (light) - just pass the Speedway? there is an entrance into the Fuller Park - turn left/East and park near the cumdumster. Look for hashers you know what we look like...
Hash Cash:
$5.00 for beverages
Notes:
Tail of the Trail:
Well let me tell you it was a good trail in the summer rain. Small group but no problem with that. Even had a out of towner visiting. Hmmmm a yes, his name is STD (formerly known as 3DSex) from So Happy It's Tuesday Hash (S H I T) in Northern Virginia. A straight out run through areas by the Salvation Army on Fuller/Fulton, by the old Franciscan Monistary on Lk. Drive, side streets and alleys. What a glorious day for a hash. Even a beer check was thought of at the Family Fare on Fulton. Then on to Logans Alley for another brew or two - whooops.
GRH3 Run #
191
*A Drinkable environment with a Running Problem*
Pub Crawl
Friday / August 4 at 6:15pm
Hare:
Phantom Hare
Start Location:
Logan's Alley parking lot
On-In Location:
A to A run
OnOnOn Location:
Logan's Alley in za parking lot is possible
Di-Erections:
Logan's Alley - 916 Michigan Street N.E.(between College and Fuller) - Grand Rapids
Hash Cash:
$5.00 for beverages and light snackaroos
Notes:
Youza I say - youza ARGGGGGGGGGGH!!!!
Tail of the Trail:
What a evening for a pubcrawl - a hashing pubcrawl you say. We started at Logans Alley then to the American Legion (thanks to membership by Hot Lips), Bobs Bar, Birch Lodge, Elbow Room and back to Logans again. Wowwwwww not too many notes were taken as the brew was flowing extensively. Hmmmm I think there were was a circle with down-downs administered at some point. Let me recall the event:
GRH3 Run #
190
*Its a Pirates Life for me ARGGGGGGGGH*
Where is the Brew Matie?
Sunday/July 23 at 4:30pm
Hare:
2Lips to Sing By
Start Location:
Woodland Ridge Apartments (Home of the Hare)
On-In Location:
OnOnOn Location:
Party - party with the hashers
Di-Erections:
From Grand Rapids take I-96 West towards MUSKEGON - then exit M-104 exit on the LEFT toward SPRING LAKE/GRAND HAVEN - stay STRAIGHT to go onto CLEVELAND ST. (4.80 miles) - CLEVELAND ST becomes E SAVIDGE ST/MI-104 (2.04 miles) - turn SLIGHT RIGHT onto PINE STREET (0.19 miles) - turn LEFT onto 3RD STREET (0.40 miles) - 3RD ST becomes 174TH AVENUE (0.14 miles) - turn LEFT onto N SHORE RD/N SHORE DRIVE (0.55 miles) - turn RIGHT onto PARKWOOD DRIVE (0.36 miles) - PARKWOOD DRIVE becomes MOHAWK DRIVE/MOHAWK STREET (0.05 miles) - turn LEFT onto ALPINE COURT (0.15 miles) - turn LEFT onto SWISS DRIVE (0.12 miles) - SWISS DRIVE becomes WOODLAND RIDGE DRIVE (0.06 miles) - end at 18344 WOODLAND RIDGE DRIVE, SPRING LAKE,
Estimated Time: 45 minutes?
Estimated Distance: 35 miles
Hash Cash:
$5.00 for beverages and light snackaroos
Notes:
1. Bring your pirate gear to the hash
Tail of the Trail:
Youza of a trail - what trail? Thank you so much to 2 Lips for having us hashers take over her humble aboid for hashing. We were totally lost on trail but with a bn in site we had quenched our thirsts on that hot hot day. So much shiggy, sand-sweet-sand loved it. Boonsfarm our favorite hash wino was used for down-downs during the circle.
GRH3 Run #
189
*Rootin Tootin CowBoy/Girl Hash*
Wear your Cow Hats and bring your Horsies (heee heeeeeee)
Thursday, July 13 at 6pmish
Hare:
HL and Shine my Knob
Start Location:
Schmohz Brewery parking lot (2600 Patterson, Suite A)
On-In Location:
Schmohz
OnOnOn Location:
Party - party with the hashers
Di-Erections:
Located between 28th Street S.E. (Kentwood) and Burton on Patterson (close to the Patterson Ice Arena)
Hash Cash:
$5.00 for beverages and light snackaroos
Notes:
Water Balloons, water guns, and on and on
Tail of the Trail:
Youza I say - youza!!!!
GRH3 Run #
188
*Post-4th of July Hash*
Firecrackers and Water Balloons
Thursday, July 6 at 6pm
Hare:
Where's my Nuts and Sweet Pea
Start Location:
Highland Park (parking lot)
On-In Location:
Logan's Alley on Michigan Street
OnOnOn Location:
Party - party with the hashers
Di-Erections:
From I96 (Gerald R Ford Freeway) going East take College Exit #78 at the stop sign turn South - at Michigan Street turn East/left and go straight. At Eastern Street turn North/left then West/left onto Frontage Street. At Highland Park look for parking near the playground. Look for other hash vehicles (on-on bumper stickers, flag, etc.).
Hash Cash:
$5.00 for beverages and light snackaroos
Notes:
Bring firecrackers and water balloons
Tail of the Trail:
Youza I say - youza!!!!
GRH3 Run #
187
Water Balloon Hash
Wednesday, June 28, 2006 at 6:30pm
Hare:
Salad Shooting Prison Bitch
Start Location:
Hidden Creek Apartments (off Knapp by Fuller N.E.)
On-In Location:
OnOnOn Location:
Party - party with the hashers
Di-Erections:
Take I96 to Fuller Exit turn left/North onto Fuller - pass Leonard - at Knapp Street turn right/East (on corner Walgreen and Eye on Video) - go approximately one mile and turn right/South into Hidden Creek Apartment Complex. Look for building 1517 and hash vehicles (flag, etc.).
Hash Cash:
$5.00 for beverages and light snackaroos
Notes:
Tail of the Trail:
Youza I say - youza!!!! Excellent Hash trail set by Prison Bitch with a phantom Hare assisting - Hot Lips. Father Abraham was complete with a shortened version before finding trail and proceeding. Whino Bitch Beatch watched as we did our thing. He once again stayed back to guard/drink the brew. Before entering a wooded trail and Boob Check was located - all the mail hashers showed their boosums. The trail went thru Huff Park around the board walk and trails (nice breeze was felt?). Beer near was finally located at the home of Hot Lips. Water balloons exsploded some on impact others times not. Icecream was available for beer floaties, hmmmm? On out was heard and we left with thoughts of finishing the trail soon. Another mile or so we finished back at Prison Bitches with Whino hiding inside.
More water balloons exsploded as we soaked Whino and each other. Youza I say youza am I wet yet? Socializying commenced as the circle was preparing for the religious event of the evening. Here is a list of down-downs as noted: None Runner/Whiner/Hash Shit Award - Whino Bitch Beatch; Hare and setting a SHITTY Trail - Salad Shooting Prison Bitch; Phantom Hare - HLs; Returner from Afganistan - Where's My Nuts; Came the Farthest - Barks like a Dingo Ruff-Ruff; Only Hasher wearing Long Britches on a Hot Day - Restricted Access; Military in Hash (stackum on the ice) - Where's My Nuts and Restriced Access. Well got to tell you that was a short circle.
More beers where guzzled just because and then we all headed out as Where's my Nuts had to take take of her doggie (whine whine whine) Hope to see you next week. On On - the GM.
GRH3 Run #
186
Post-Tackie Tie (Fathers Day) Hash
Wear your ugliest tie (thank you to Dingo who brought all the ties)
Thursday, June 22 at 6pm
Hare:
HLs and Dingo
Start Location:
Schmohz Brewery parking lot (2600 Patterson, Suite A)
On-In Location:
OnOnOn Location:
Party - party with the hashers
Di-Erections:
Located between 28th Street and Burton on Patterson (close to the Ice Arena)
Hash Cash:
$5.00 for beverages and light snackaroos
Notes:
TBD
Tail of the Trail:
Well let me tell you that I haven't seen so many ugly/tackie ties in one place before. The trail was all industrial with some pricklies for shiggy to run through. We were teazed with smells of McDonalds and Smokey Bones (Ribs) restaurants. Running through Kids-R-Us and some other place like Staples? Hash was set totally in chalk with Marathondong and Mistress of Naughtiness whining cuz they couldn't see the trail? There weren't any checks but sure seemed like there were many. The hares didn't allow any short cutting so the hashers had to keep coming back to the correct markings. We arrived back at Schmohz and found that Shine My Knob had purchased a pitcher of beer for us. We purchased another or 2 and went outside on the picnic tables. We were all lazy and just sat during the circle - chomping on popcorn and penises (peanuts).
Here are the offenses as listed: A toast to G - and all the other letters of the alphabet; Socializing continuiously in the circle - Mistress of Naughtines and Marathondong; Adjusting self in the Circle - Marathondong; SCB thru Baby's-R-Us - Hot Lips; Whiners - MD and Ms. of Nautiness; Ahhhh and the hares - Dingo and Hot Lips; Directionally Challenged - Dingo; Fathers of the Day - Dingo, MD, Ms. of Naughtiness and Hot Lip. That was that....
GRH3 Run #
185
The 666 Run thru Hell Hash
Tuesday, June 6 at 6pm (666)
Hare:
Marathondong
Start Location:
Griffs Ice House on Coldbrook - Grand Rapids
On-In Location:
Rocky's ($10.00 pitchers of Oberon Beer)
OnOnOn Location:
Party - party with the hashers
Di-Erections:
Downtown Grand Rapids follow Monroe North. Pass Founders Brewery and Water Works Bar - Monroe curves around onto Coldbrook (by Autodie). Follow Coldbrook for about three blocks, cross Division, and turn into Belknap Park. Park at the Northwest corner of Griffs Ice House parking lot.
Hash Cash:
$5.00 for beverages and light snackaroos
Notes:
It won't be six miles long, but you'll think you've run that far when you get done.
Run will include cultural experiences, as we examine the biggest piece of art in West Michigan from all angles. Also a trip through jungle ruins. A reasonable amount of shiggy. Don't miss it.
Run Review:
A very hot day for the 666 hash. Ahhh good beer nice and cold.
GRH3 Run #
184
The Hot Lips Hash
Plan on a hot one
Thursday, May 25 at 6:30pm
Hare:
Hot Lips
Start Location:
Riverside Park (Northern most entrance) Grand Rapids
On-In Location:
OnOnOn Location:
tbd
Di-Erections:
Get to US-131 and exit at Ann Street (between I-96 and I-196). Turn left/East on Ann Street turning left/North on Monroe. Pass 3 Mile Road and turn left into the Northern most parking lot/Boat Launch area, across from the Veteran's Hospital (before North Park Bridge).
Hash Cash:
$5.00 for beverages and light snacks
Notes:
Bring your hot stuff
Run Review:
Definitly was a hot day for a hash 75+ degrees wow!!!! Small but great group of hashers gathered with a beer or ? in each hand. Great trail thru parts of Riverside Park and the Veterans Hospital grounds. Shiggy but not too too much and hopefully no PI? as several of us still have it from the Dingo Hash last Saturday. Can't really complain about the trail other than it was a SHITTY TRAIL and Hot Lips said - thank you.
The on-in was decided to be Logan's Alley where we could sociably sht on the deck and do what needed to be done. More more we want more?
GRH3 Run #
183
The Dingo Squirt Gun Hash
Bring your favorite squirt gun and wear your dingo/ruff gear
Saturday, May 20 at 4pm
Hare:
Barks Like A Dingo - Ruff Ruff
Start Location:
Lowell
On-In Location:
Home of the hare
OnOnOn Location:
Party - party with the hashers - good home brew available upon request
Di-Erections:
from Grand Rapids: Head (who said head?) East on 96 toward Lansing....taking the M21 Lowell exit (the exit following the East Beltline exit) go approximately 12 miles on M21/Fulton. Turn left onto Birmingham (look for the Goodwill store on this corner)....turn right onto Boulder...turn left into the complex and look for 11445 - building on the right. Look for hash vehicles, red flag, etc. Park wherever you can find a spot for your mobile.
Hash Cash:
$5.00 for beverages and light snackaroos (extra contributions taken up for jambalaya and more)
Notes:
Squirt guns - yay!!!!! Wear your collars and bring your leashes - ruff ruff
Run Review:
More namings today: Just Bruce will be forever known as Beast of Burden and Just Mike will be honored with the name of Mile High Mafia - meow. Well now you hashers here is the latest and greatest review of the week. We found the Dingo residence in a great hideaway in Lowell. Sunny afternoon with warm weather causing most of us except Restricted Access to wear shorts. Little did we know about all the PI out in the shiggy... Trail was wow and wow again with shiggy and roads, brissels and brambles gallore. Somehow we became lost and even the hare wasn't sure of the direction of - what color of ribbon were we looking for in the shiggy? The ending took us behind a super grocery store and on in to the green green grasses of home. Whino Bitch - Beatch and Shine my Knob were waiting patiently for our return. At this we took out the squirt guns still available and soaked a few bodies.
Circle was formed and commenced with all sitting on the ice on the little garden patio corner. Accusations and misdimeaners consisted of: hare-Dingo Ruff Ruff; Returner-Just Mike; Pointing consistently-Just Mike; FRB-Restricted Access (drop and squat); DFL-Hot Lips; Technology on Trail-Shine my Knob; Millitary passed and present-Restricted Access and Just Mike; Competitive Running Gear-Mistress of Naughtiness; Non-Runners: Shine my Knob and Whino Bitch-Beatch and also Just Bruce.
The circle was closed with Swing Low (sort of) and announcements of upcoming events. After this the jambaliya, fresly cooked pork and other such goods were consumed. DINGO we all loved your home brewed beer - thank you so much for allowing to drink most of what was in the refrig. THANK YOU-THANK YOU!!!!
GRH3 Run #
182
Stinko de Mayo Hash
Dress Mexican.....
Friday, May 5 at 6pm
Hare:
Big P Up The Arsh Mac - Big Mac
Start Location:
Kentwood
On-In Location:
Home of the hare
OnOnOn Location:
Di-Erections:
Take 44th Street East passing Kalamazoo Street - turning right/South on Wintergreen and then immediate left/East on Springmont. (Wintergreen is between Breton and Schaffer) - Once on Springmont house is on the North/left side of the rode. 4404 Springmont S.E. - Kentwood)
Hash Cash:
$5.00 for beverages and light snackaroos (extra contributions will be taken up for hot dogs, etc. to be grilled)
Notes:
Get stinky at the hash. Hot tubbing - bring your swimming gear and toys
Run Review:
Yahoooza!!!! We named Just Jennifer to be forever known in the hashing world as Two Lips - to sing by...... and the write up: Good hash weather wise and not dark. We all gathered around with introductions taken then Father Abraham commensed. Ahhhh, what a great stretch. The trail found and off we went with the hare(s) following close behind. Out in the shiggy areas we spotted many hares (alive) so cute!!! Beer checks were found with singing of There was a Bear in the Deep Dark Woods - Yogi and possibly from what I remember we sang the S & M Man cuz he mixes it with love and makes the hurt feel good. The pack was split with all the males in front and females in the rearrages. Whino Bitch - Beatch stayed back at the start guarding the beverages and nibbles. Ahhh, we were lucky he saved us some of all. Good trail - good trail.
Was great to be back and take off those smelly shoes. The grill was prepared by Bic Mac and we commenced to eat before the circle was started. The air turned very cold and we could hardly wait to soak in the HUGE hot tub. Some of the down-downs consisted of: Hare(s)-Big Mac and Restricted Access; FBI-Just Pam; DFL-Big Mac; arriving late-Hot Lips; Not running-Whino Bitch-Beatch; Naming-Just Jennifer will be forever known in the hashing world as Two Lips - to sing by; loving his name too much-Salad Shooting Prison Bitch; last but not least the hash shit award went to Marathondong.
Circle was closed with announcements about future hashes to come. I think we may have even closed with Swing Low. Hot tub was great and food was a plenty as was the beverages. Thank you to Big Penis in the Ass Mac for letting us take over his property. Till the next hash...
GRH3 Run #
181
Post Easter Egg Hunt on Trail
Hop HOp goes the hare
Sunday, April 23 @ 5pm
Hare:
Salad Shooting Prison Bitch
Start Location:
Hidden Creek Apartments (off Knapp by Fuller N.E.)
On-In Location:
Home of S.S.P.Btch
OnOnOn Location:
TBA
Di-Erections:
Take I96 to Fuller Exit turn left/North onto Fuller - pass Leonard - at Knapp Street turn right (Walgreen and Eye on Video) turn right into Hidden Creek Apartment Complex. Look for 1517 and hash vehicles (flag).
Hash Cash:
$5.00 for beverages and light snackaroos(contributions taken up for pizza)
Notes:
Run Review:
Youza what a hash!!!!!!....... We named Just Curt - Whino Bitch Beatch! (grab your balls). Down downs consisted of: SSPB brought his girlfriend/Virgin - Just Jennifer; two returners - NAG'N and Just Mandy; Not running - Just Curt; Short Cutting B's - Hot Lips, SSPB and Just Jenifer; Being the tallest again - Dingo; more to come.....
GRH3 Run #
#180
Spring into Hashing like a rabbit (wear your tails and ears)
Sunday, April 9 at 3:45pm
Hare:
Hot Lips - Smooooooch!!!
Start Location:
Huff Park (Aberdeen Entrance - Between Fuller and Ball Street N.E.)
On-In Location:
The Elbow
OnOnOn Location:
Elbow Room for for the wienerrrrr bar
Di-Erections:
Take I96 to Fuller Exit turn left/North onto Fuller - pass Leonard and Knapp, at Fuller Pharmacy (Aberdeen) turn right/East to Huff Park (before Ball Street) turn right into the parking lot.
Hash Cash:
$5.00
Notes:
Where are those wienners? Hey BIG MAC we need some buns?
Run Review:
Sunny and warmer day - sweeeeet!!!! Small group for a hash today. Lots of trails, shiggy and a little bit of water to wet those hot toes. Short and sweet circle at the Elbow Room where we all did a group down-down and spoke of upcoming events to be planned. We drank Bud the king of beers as no Labatts (Canadien) was available. Nice $5.00 pitchers and free weiner bar - what more could you ask for.
We need more hash women where are they?
GRH3 Run #
#179
Beer Drinking Hash
Time change Available
Sunday, April 2 at 3:45pm
Hare:
Ponygirl - heeeeee heeeeee heeeeeee
Start Location:
Fuller Park (NE Grand Rapids)
On-In Location:
parking lot or woods
OnOnOn Location:
Logans Alley - Michigan Street NE
Di-Erections:
Take I96 to Fuller Exit turn South - pass Michigan Street and the park is on the East/left side of the rode.
Hash Cash:
$5.00 (donations always welcome)
Notes:
Sure like that good micro brewed beer from SCHMOHZ!
Run Review:
Good IPA was tasted as we gathered for the start of the hash. We were priveledged to have the presence of Ponygirl yah yahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He set an excellent live hash with checks, false trails, road work, hills and dales. Even a beer check located in the farmers market. Great job!!!!!! After he finished setting the trail and having a 10 minute headstart Ponygirl ran us in to the on-in. Much beer was flowing with ice to cool our naked arses as down-downs were comensed. Our virgin Just Mike even sat his bare arse on the ice - sweeeeeet!
The circle went like this: A shitty trail was the song for Ponygirl as the hare and then as a returned he sat longer...; FRB was Dingo; DFL - Hot Lips (good excuse for being sick and drinking meds instead of beer earlier); Virgin - Just Mike (welcome to your Mother Hash); wearing a hat during a religious event-Marathondong; None runner - Just Curt (with a proxy stackum on ice with Hot Lips on the bottom).
The circle was closed and we all headed to Logans for pizza and more brew.
GRH3 Run #
#178
CHEERS TO YOU HASHERS
tba
Thursday, March 23 at 6:30pm
Hare:
Barks Like A Dingo - Ruff Ruff
Start Location:
Cheers Restaurant on Plainfield N.E.
On-In Location:
parking lot?
OnOnOn Location:
Drinking inside
Di-Erections:
tba
Hash Cash:
$5.00
Notes:
Cheers and more Cheers.....
!---------------------------------->
Run Review:
Several of us were injured runners or non-runners including myself and Faggin Waggon not too much of a trail. Faggin almost pee'ed on trail he had to go so bad but he held out. We circled up inside at a nice round table to drink our tower of Blue Moon Beer and this is how it went.......
GRH3 Run #
#177
Post St. Patty's Day Hash
Be a lepraucaun today(wear your shamrocks & green)
Sunday, March 19 at 3pm
Hare:
Marathondong
Start Location:
Beckwith View Ave NE Apt 7. (N.E. Grand Rapids)
On-In Location:
Apartment #7
OnOnOn Location:
Kitchen area - careful you hashers no beer abuse allowed
Di-Erections:
From I-96 and Leonard, go west to first street (Beckwith) and turn north. Turn right at the first corner, follow it around to the end and turn right. Look for the red-not green hashing van.
Hash Cash:
$5.00 (extra to contribute to foods, etc.)
Notes:
Good beer on hand. Don't wear anything you really care about :-) lots of shiggy - know way!!!!! Don't worry come on out Sweet Pea.
Run Review:
Nice nice and nice ....
GRH3 Run #
#176
The BREWERY Hash
Good tasting Brewed BEER
Thursday, March 2, at 6pm
Hare:
Hot Lips
Start Location:
Schmohz Brewery - 2600 Patterson, Grand Rapids (Schmohz.com)
On-In Location:
tba
OnOnOn Location:
Schmohz
Di-Erections:
Take I-96 East exiting at 28th Street West at Patterson turn right/South - it is on the right side of the rode in a small strip mall before Patterson Ice Arena.
Hash Cash:
$5.00
Notes:
Good beer on hand. Last hash for Royally Mounted Nanny before she returns to Canada.
Run Review:
Ahhh the review once again. Well the hare I thought set a good 3+ mile hash with markings of pink chalk. It was a straight out run with no beer checks or anything else. Actually we just wanted to hurry up and return to Schmohz for the IPA and Cream Ale waiting in the growlers for us thirsty hashers. No real shiggy that I can think of just a down right tame trail from what I could see.
Well let me tell you we gathered inside the brewery as it was too cold for down-downs outside. We drank from our fat Tuesday glasses of brew. Circle consisted of well popcorn and peanuts for munchies and then a toast to G (as always). After this we continued on and on: the trail was shitty with the hare being Hot Lips; Returner / and naming-Just Tamara will be forever known in the hashing world as Royally Mounted Nanny; horrific silly jokster-Marathondong; came the farthest-Marathondong; and non-drinkingest wanker-Dingo. Short and sweet is all I can say for now.
GRH3 Run #
#175
Pajama & Lingerie Hash (wear your warmest)
Sleepover optional (it's a sunday night)
Sunday, February 26, 2006 at 4pm
Hare:
Just Bruce
Start Location:
Home of the Hare in Lowell, MI
On-In Location:
tba
OnOnOn Location:
tba
Di-Erections:
Heading North from Grand Rapids, take Northland Drive/East Beltline just North of Plainfield, to Cannonsburg Road, turn East/right, follow past Cannonsburg, past Parnell, 2nd road to the left/North, is Murry Lake Road. Follow to end at 6 mile Road, turn left. After about 1/4 mile, road curves to North and becomes Dunn Avenue. Follow that about 150 yards to top of hill, turn Left on Bowers PVT. Follow to end, look to left at end of Road for a log cabin and park your hash vehicle. Cum on in. Map link -
http://www.mapquest.com/maps/map.adp?formtype=address&addtohistory=&address=%5b5200%2d5299%5d%20Deverman%20Ct%20Ne&city=Lowell&state=MI&zipcode=49331&country=US&location=%2fYPHMLm2MjJwEsN%2b5O3y2WA1ASoLAJ9ooLh8r9cHkkmXTVl1pYm1y1ZSjmbXWkJ7oe9N16OH1OqBLltSy6G9Fx87dLvi4k9tLVugLivEYocg2VPtFwUHJbXysKeR6ubrkhVlu7RSF1CBeGMcFy5BeA%3d%3d
Hash Cash:
$5.00
Notes:
Don't forget your pj's.
Run Review:
Cold day to be out at 4pm for a hash way out at Just Bruce's cabin in the boonies of Lowell. A good 5+ mile run with a BN found up in a tree house (?) - see any deer? Lots of good running on dirt roads, trails, farm land, even crossed several frozen lakes that scared Hot Lips half to death as the ice cracked loudly underneath her. more and more.................Oh, at the on-in Just Bruce provided us with venison saugages grilled outside, good beer, and a great big fireplace to warm our bums.... Thank you Brucey for your hospitality!
GRH3 Run #
#174
Prison Hash "where your prison gear"
Sunday, February 19, 2006 at 3pm
Hare:
Salad Shooting Prison Bitch
Start Location:
John Ball Park Zoo "covered pavilion near duck pond"
On-In Location:
tba
OnOnOn Location:
Elbow Room for hotdog freebies
Di-Erections:
Take I-96 West and exit at Lane Avenue - turn left onto Lane passing Lk. Michigan Drive. At Fulton Street turn right/West to the second entrance of the zoo - turn left/South into the parking lot and look for a place to park your vehicle near the pavilion.
Hash Cash:
$5.00
Notes:
Prison Gear is needed!!!
Run Review:
Very cold winter day here at the zoo maybe 12 F, if lucky. Prison gear was handed out by Hot Lips: handcuffs, balls and chains, guns, etc... We that showed had a few jello shots made up by our Hare. Dang it warmed we right up inside! We had a trail that really consisted of a downright run to stay warm about 4 miles is my guess. Some trail was found but not much. An official Heinz Catsup bottle was located and we all gathered waiting for others to CATSUP to us. Marathondong tried to get us to climb over a barb wire fence as a on-over adventure but no takers there. We had a quick circle with down-downs and announcements at the pavilion by the ducky pond. After this we headed over the the Elbow Room for good brew and their hotdog/chili bar - free food on Sundays.
GRH3 Run #
173
Love Stinks Hash
sex is better than love anyway
Sunday, February 12, 2005 at 4:00pm
Hare:
Hot Lips
Start Location:
Highland Park - parking lot
On-In Location:
TBA
OnOnOn Location:
Actually we went to Logan's Alley for their free pizza. (BOB's Sports Bar - 725 Michigan Avenue N.E.)
Di-Erections:
From I96 (Gerald R Ford Freeway) going East take College Exit #78 at the stop sign turn South at Michigan turn East/left and go straight. At Eastern Street turn North/left then West/left onto Frontage Street. At Highland Park look for parking near the playground. Look for other hash vehicles (on-on bumper stickers).
Hash Cash:
five bucks for beer and snacks
Hash Cash:
$5.00
Notes:
For more info call 365-8435.
Run Review:
Shirley was a cold day for a Luv Sucks Hash. Gifts of red roses, luv beads and other such where handed out for those of us unlucky or lucky enough to have a valentine? Pink balloons marked the start of the hash. Fr. Abraham was conducted for our hashly stretching and out went headed. Trail was laid with slices of bread, croutons and flour and chalk (biodegradable ya know). Up and down the railroad tracks looking looking for the brew which consisted of jello shots and schnapps and beers (coldness). B.O.B. who transplanted from Chicago kept us all in line.
We decided to not go to BOBs Tavern and headed over to Logan's Alley for free pizza and brews... NAG'N call HotLips on her cell phone and was wondering where everyone was cuz they weren't at BOB's. He mentioned he had been traveling extensively the past number of months, hmmmmm. Where or where is NAG'N or where or where can he be? Ahhh yes, good hot pizza and yummy Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer.
Great to see a new transplant from Chicago who is now living in Holland - welcome B.O.B and Organ Grinder to GRH3. morrrrrreeee.........
GRH3 Run #
172
Ground Hog, SuperBowl, Hot Tub Hash
Where is the Shadow-oink? Who will win and swimsuits?
Friday, February 3 at 6:00pm
Hare:
Just Paul and Restricted Access and maybe Jessie
Start Location:
Home of the Hare (4404 Springmont S.E. - Kentwood)
On-In Location:
tba
OnOnOn Location:
you'll find out? "Hot Tubbing Time in Winter"
Di-Erections:
Take 44th Street East turning South on Wintergreen and then immediate left/East on Springmont. (Wintergreen is between Breton and Schaffer) - Once on Springmont house is on the North/left side of the rode. 4404 Springmont S.E. - Kentwood)
Hash Cash:
$5.00
Notes:
Bring your bathing suits for the hot tub or go naked as a j-bird!!! Also, a flashlight, it will get dark but where? For more info call 365-8435.
Run Review:
Great and glorious Friday for a hash set by Just Paul and Restricted Access. Was dark as we headed out that night. Running in the swamps of Kentwood and having the hares help us find the true course and BN's. I have no idea where we ran but there sure was an awful lot of shiggy (including mud, brambles, water). At the first BN we circled up and sang an old time favorite "Yogi Bear". Several of us almost lost our shoes in the mud/muck of winter. Oh, I forgot Restricted Access had to run back at the 1st BN for the Boonsfarm as Sweet Pea doesn't drink beer, hmmmmmm.
We even ran around a school track for Marathondong who didn't show. Ehhh he was there in spirit I guess. More to come....
Circle: Naming: Just Norbert-Salad Shooting Prison Bitch and Just Paul-Big (penis in your ass) Mac cuz he likes McDonalds. More info to cum.....
GRH3 Run #
171
It's a Dingo Hash - Ruff Ruff
Dress like a cat or dingo
Sunday, January 29, 2006 at 3pm
Hare:
Barks Like A Dingo - Ruff Ruff
Start Location:
The Elbow Room Bar and Grill
On-In Location:
A to A run
OnOnOn Location:
The Elbow Room
Di-Erections:
The Elbow Room, 501 Fuller Ave NE at I-196 (the old Frolic Bar)
Hash Cash:
$5.00
Notes:
Ruff Ruff......
Run Review:
Well every dog has his day, even when its cold and rainy. It was a Dingo
hash!!! Hashers set out on trail, adorned with collars and leashes. Will someone please tell Shine My Knob that dingos don't have big floppy ears? or do they?
Rainy, cold/warm, and puddles all over. I don't think the hare could have found a parking lot with any more puddles in it than the one we started from. What was this NO starting beer ahhh but we had peach schnapps!
The harriers had to run for EVER before getting their first quench of beer! The trail led to a perfect place for a BN under a bridge but nothing but a..... big fat FT!!!! Can you believe it!!!!! What nerve? But then we found beer by a big X at Eastern Street Hall - ahhhh hydration again. Off on trail again we were teased with the trail leading right over top of an empty 24 pack laying in the middle of the street. Actually the trail was splendid, with dead soldiers(empty beer bottles and cans)
marking the way. The trail looped around to steal trail from last weeks harsh. Must have been good flour if you ask me.
The hashers found the second BN to be most inviting, at our usual spot of Logan's Alley (Hash Bar). Some of the female patrons were especially impressed with Shine My Knob's milk bone(boner) and Dingo's cold wet nose. Having been
nourished with hash beer and pizza, they all set out on the trail again. Following shiggy down the tracks like a good bunch of dingos, all hashers finally reached ON IN.
The Elbow Room was waiting for us and prepared a fitting feast for a dingo hash. The hotdog bar was enjoyed before, during and after circle time. There was the usual violations such as:
A toast to "G" the Brit who started the hash (we love him); collar and leash check-all accompanied for; Hare-Barks Like a Dingo with a shitty trail; Whining in the cirlce-Marathondong; FRB-Hot Lips and wearing hat in during a religious event; DFL-Marathondong; Best boner and having slipper dingo feet-Shine My Knob; Returner-Restricted Access; Setting bad example by throwing left overs behind-Hot Lips; Learning how to eat a fruit roll-up-Shine My Knob and on and on and on (frb...brb...returner....whiner....what?? whiner???
Hashing, beer, pizza, have another wiener!.
As the circle ended a hasher was thought to have said this: I've heard of a down down called the "plunger" because it's drank out of a terd herder. I think the hare of this hash run ought to do one of them! On-ON..... Alright a plunger will be provided for the next hash - wait and see......
GRH3 Run #
170
Knob Shining Blue Ball Hash
cum with your favorite knob, or grab one at the hash! If your attire isn't blue..... double down downs for you! blue balls too must you bring, or a hash song might you to sing!
Thursday, January 19, 2006 at 6pm
Hare:
Shine My Knob
Start Location:
Logan's Alley parking lot
On-In Location:
A to A run
OnOnOn Location:
Logan's Alley - pool table room?
Di-Erections:
Logan's Alley - 916 Michigan Street (between College and Fuller)
Hash Cash:
$5.00
Notes:
Bring a flashlight, it will get dark
Run Review:
The trail was unbelievable! Starting out at Logan's Alley with ample parking, restrooms, and great weather! The trail wound it's way through quaint streets, green grassed fields, and down some undeveloped slopy areas. Some of the high lights included the "Falling Wall" of ( ? ) street and the "Big Blue Bull" on a truck, someone said "Head" (you had to be there!), Railroads, Lumber Yards, and of course..... several BN's with blue Maui and raspberry jello shooters. Yum! Yum!!
After the trail run came the Down Downs..... Oh yes! From the FRB to the DFL with over achievers in the middle. Everyone got to sit on artificial snow and do Down Downs! Fortunately there were plenty of knobs to grab for those who came without one of their own but sadly to say a hasher saved those with NO blue attire by supplying blue flowers for them. If it wasn't for hasher Hot Lips Down Downs would have double!! So what do you fellow hashers think? Should Hot Lips be charged with doing double Down Downs at the next hash??
After the Down Downs we retreated to the cozy atmosphere of Logan's Alley, enjoyed more beer, chips and cheese, and great company! This was truly a mid-week hash not to have missed.
The best one I've ever hosted!
........ as reported by Shine My Knob!